Sign of the times that Boots. If you haven't got fake tan, fake eye lashes, fake nails, fake hair, fake boobs, and half an inch of slap on you're not normal. Oh the irony.

Originally Posted by bootifull

I'm not on the patch at this SFA we are a mix of military and social housing. Most of my neighbours are Gurkha families and the wives speak no English!
The few "Wife of" are the strangest set of woman I've ever met, obsessed with hair and make up and at least 20yrs younger than me.
The civvy bunch are a rough lot and all seem to be habitual drug users with kids on a diet of fruit shoot and Maccy D's.

Sounds like Mill Hill Boots

Originally Posted by bodger

Sign of the times that Boots. If you haven't got fake tan, fake eye lashes, fake nails, fake hair, fake boobs, and half an inch of slap on you're not normal. Oh the irony.

Excellent, I can define myself as NOT normal... although I think most others have classified me that way already...

I'm not normal either. I really can't see the fascination with all things fake. Can you just imagine the poor bloke who thinks he's bagged himself a super model for life waking up next to this goddess and realising that he's shackled himself to Bella Emberg?! And really, could you actually be arsed to maintain yourself to that extent for the rest of your natural? No. I can't.

Although I do dye my hair otherwise I'd frighten the neighbours. And the kids would think we've taken in a granny for a lodger.

Originally Posted by bodger

Can you just imagine the poor bloke who thinks he's bagged himself a super model for life waking up next to this goddess and realising that he's shackled himself to Bella Emberg?!.

That mouthwash advert springs to mind!!


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