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Discuss Abandoned Bowl in Welcome on Rear Party; In reply to PM's the abandoned bowl is NOT me!! Thank you for your enquiries. Please press 1 to hold, press 2 to be connected to the stationary cupboard, press 3 to chat to the ...
  
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    Senior Member bossyboots's Avatar
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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    In reply to PM's the abandoned bowl is NOT me!!

    Thank you for your enquiries. Please press 1 to hold, press 2 to be connected to the stationary cupboard, press 3 to chat to the cleaner and press 4 to hear these options again.
    Bossybitch says......Problem?

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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Welcome to RP Bowl.... I'll be watching the boards for your next venture out of the cupboard.

    Beebs x
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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Thank you Beebs. I'll try and entertain you as best i can once i manage to get past the casserole dish and assortment of sandwich boxes
    I'm getting homesick for my corner. Could you offer me one of your corners? I wont be in the way honest.

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    Ahhhhhhhhhh I feel tin foil hats being imported wholesale............

    Beebs x
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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Dunno about tinfoil hats, there is a roll of bacofoil in the next cupboard tho if needed? I tried to make friends with the pie dish last night but it said it was too upper crust for me

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    You must have been crushed, are there any nuts in the cupboard? They might think you're a case for them.

    Beebs x
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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    I could be your nutty bowl :P

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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Beebs darling, you do realize you are having a convo with a bowl, right?

    (this is starting to sound like a bad Disney flick)

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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Maybe you could give it a home Niner, as a sort of replacement for your smashed ones?
    Bossybitch says......Problem?

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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Quote Originally Posted by niner_domestic
    Beebs darling, you do realize you are having a convo with a bowl, right?

    (this is starting to sound like a bad Disney flick)
    Or a Tom Robbins novel.

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    that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication

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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Sure Bossy, and on the next move, it'll be a goner...I can hear the tinkling sound of crushed metal or glass as the moving van runs over it...oops...silly them...

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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    Hi Bowl,

    I have a lovely wooden bowl that sits staring out of the window longing for a friend. Perhaps I should hook you two up together??
    Bring out the big guns! www.greenflash.org.uk

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    Re: Abandoned Bowl

    I'm getting bow(e)l ache reading this....
    Be amazed, I'm a bloody [dead] tap-dancing Ginger Pirate dog typing on the internet. haarrr haarrrrrrr wwwhhhhoooooooohhhhhhh.


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