Thread: So what DOES make a good Forces wife??

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Is it just me who thinks we could have fun with this? It'll be interesting to see how views differ between the 2 sites

The ability to Grandslam is everything!!!

This is going to be interesting... :twisted:

OBVIOUSLY the correct physique is a pre-requisite

otherwise the Rons just don't sit right :wink:

Ah Biggy, if anybody turns me into a lezzer it'll be you.

As for the wives thing - for a night out the ability to slather on a bucket of fake tan, wrap a couple of bits of lycra round waist and tits and form instantly into cliques would appear to be essential from what I've seen.

Originally Posted by kazzam

Ah Biggy, if anybody turns me into a lezzer it'll be you.

As for the wives thing - for a night out the ability to slather on a bucket of fake tan, wrap a couple of bits of lycra round waist and tits and form instantly into cliques would appear to be essential from what I've seen.

Fatlass puts out for Jaffa Cakes, you would have no persuading her to lezzer.