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Just one of those things that make you go 'Oh bugga!!'
When you get to your front door and suddenly you need to pee and you need to pee NOW!
Whumph, your bent double while sucking your tummy in to the point where its gonna explode out of your spine....and you cant find the correct key ffs!
When you finally open the door, you shuffle over the step, in that quirky knock knee'd sort of way, only to be confronted by the stairs, where the loo is sat sneering at you in all its glory, daring you to get up the stairs that have now become a mountain and park your bum on it.
Taking a deep breath and counting to three...you leg it up the mountain with hand jammed firmly between the legs to stop the swamp and into the loo you go.
But oh bugga...you have a belt on and the swine just will not undo fast enough, because by now your fingers have mysteriously turned into left thumbs while going up the stairs.
Doing a little jig, swearing and fumbling you manage to undo the belt, while still folded over with crossed legs of course, and park yourself down, just as a little bit of wee escapes.....straight onto ice cold porcelaine from where the idiot bloke called husband has left the seat up ffs!
Sometimes, i envy cathaterised people 8O
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