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    Biggus Dickus - Does Size Matter?

    Hung like a bull Hung like a bull @inthepowderroom @amodmilitarymum

    I am saying yes it does. Big is beautiful. What do you think?

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    Well, it does help determine how far from the urinal one needs to stand!
    If I make a statement, but a women does not hear it, am I still wrong?

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    Only if we're discussing giant Mars bars or large wine measures! It's not the size, it's what you do with it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    Only if we're discussing giant Mars bars or large wine measures!
    Giant Cadburys Buttons. Yum.
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    Funny!! I like the way you have moved the topic to chocolate but I was talking about men with big dicks - so you don't like to be pleasured by a man who is well endowed? Or do you think women - a.) have difficulty stating what they want and like b.)have difficulty objectifying men c.) don't want to hurt men's feelings d.) genuinely don't like to have sex with a man with big one e.) Other.....

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    I don't like men hung like bulls because I am not gaping like a wizards sleeve. Average does me just fine thanks!
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    For me, its just something I've never paid that much attention to as in actually thinking do I have a preference or not. Its just a non removable attachment (unless he does something really bad..Mrs Bobbit anyone?) that comes* with the man I want to be with (* no pun intended).

    I don't think I have a problem with any of the above options, its just not an issue for me...there again, G does stand for Ginormous ... Not really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amodernmilitarymother View Post
    Funny!! I like the way you have moved the topic to chocolate but I was talking about men with big dicks - so you don't like to be pleasured by a man who is well endowed? Or do you think women - a.) have difficulty stating what they want and like b.)have difficulty objectifying men c.) don't want to hurt men's feelings d.) genuinely don't like to have sex with a man with big one e.) Other.....
    I'm not overly bothered whether he's well endowed or not. As I stated, it's not what you've got it's what you do with it. In my experience, men who are overly well-endowed tend to rely on their size to do the work for them and are less imaginative. Size isn't really an issue for me, nor ever has been!
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    I don't think that it's because I have a gaping vajazzle that I like a man with a big one - pelvic floor intactus - 2 -c-sections - I like to call it virgin fresh!!! I think the penis is a marvellous thing and I like it to be ample. But I agree in isolation just big is not enough there needs to be intimacy too - blimey we women are so demanding!! Big, intimate and a great lover - is that just too much to expect from a man?

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    Well, I have NO problem saying what I want and objectifying men while I do it. I feel I must add a disclaimer here that I have always been faithful to my husband, and all the following is based on my premarital experience and how I felt when I was single, blah blah blah...

    You know how every woman's bits are wee bit different? Well my internal pipe is a bit shorter than average so if I had a ten inch cock to play with, the owner would only get about half the enjoyment he'd want. I'm all for a reasonable amount of girth, we all enjoy that nice full feeling, but only because there's a lot wrong with the 'can't tell if it's in' feeling.

    Far more important in a lover, to me, is the overall package (ba-dum *tsh*!). If he turns me on, his personality and his face and crucially his physique, then by the time the clothes are on the floor, his cock dimensions are almost irrelevant. I need a guy with height, breadth, and less fat than me. If you add blue eyes and a decent personality, I'm going to be up for it. I'm not afraid to tell him as we go exactly how to pleasure me with whatever God gave him (and yes, I'm usually happy to take hints myself).

    So, big cock? Better not be too long. Better not be so thick you can't get it in. As long as I can feel when he's in, I'm happy.

    And my husband is the best lay I've ever had. (Yes I'm obligated to say it, but it's also true. He's a wonderful lover!)
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    Well big doesn't have to be long but girth is good. To be honest I like a bit of length and girth. Pencil dicks are no good!

    World map of The Penis Size Worldwide (country) by Country - TargetMap

    Very amusing map of the penis size worldwide - Big in Japan - don't think so! Head to the Sudan for the biggus dickus!! *snigger* UK is a grey area!

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    I am the same as Mrs America - not only am I shorter than normal but my uterus is retrovert which also makes matters worse.

    Mr TLC is rather on the large side but he always seems to enjoy himself though!!

    TLC x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tootsie_Le_Coq View Post
    I am the same as Mrs America - not only am I shorter than normal but my uterus is retrovert which also makes matters worse.

    Mr TLC is rather on the large side but he always seems to enjoy himself though!!

    TLC x
    And hopefully so do you!!! Equally important!

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    So true, it is all about girth, and lets be honest, the average women is only about 4/5'', tampax only comes in one size, so anything over about 7'' is really a waste, plus we should all know, after nearly 3/4mths apart (r&r) it is still painful enough, trust me, not being arrogant, but sometimes I do wish that Mr P was a bit smaller- give it a few weeks, and like good lycra, these things do stretch a bit! ha ha ha!!!

    However, at the mom, I wouldn't complain about his size at all, just would like it!
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    [QUOTE=amodernmilitarymother;136590]Well big doesn't have to be long but girth is good. To be honest I like a bit of length and girth. Pencil dicks are no good!

    **~shudder~**

    TLC
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    It's a matter of balancing size, ability and control - one with out the others will never work

    Size with no ability or control = ouch!
    Ability with no size or control = Was that it?
    Control with no size or ability = Aren't you done yet?

    As the Meatloaf song says, 2 outta 3 ain't bad, but if you get all three - you're the one that's smiling...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feisty one View Post
    It's a matter of balancing size, ability and control - one with out the others will never work

    Size with no ability or control = ouch!
    Ability with no size or control = Was that it?
    Control with no size or ability = Aren't you done yet?

    As the Meatloaf song says, 2 outta 3 ain't bad, but if you get all three - you're the one that's smiling...
    One of my fave ever RP posts!!

    TLC x

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    I got told last week that I have a rather large uterus, Mr Boots took that as a compliment and told the consultant he had ruined me for other men??

    Cock size doesn't matter IMO I'm quite fond of Mr Boots' and his wee nutmeg it has potential, to steal a Pretty Woman line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tootsie_Le_Coq View Post
    One of my fave ever RP posts!!

    TLC x
    Ha ha - yes, very well put - also I am not talking King Dong just ample!!

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