Welcome to the Patch and Pads forum. Feel free to ask any burning or just niggling questions about SFA (quartering) and anything relating to the weird and wonderful life of pad-dom! It would be unusual if someone somewhere on RP didn't know the answer to even the most bizarre question.

Please make sure you read the Site Rules before you post. The golden rules of Patch and Pads are:

1. Be very aware of your PERSEC (personal security).

2. Do not post yours or anyone else’s full address.

3. Beware of putting pictures of your SFA into the gallery. You’d be surprised how many people will be able to instantly recognise your gorgeous sofa!

4. Please, absolutely, 100% no text speak.