Thread: Need a place to moan? Don't need a reply? Fill your boots!

MIL wants to know what I want for Xmas, send her off a magazine subscription voucher that comes with a lovely gift, ask the OH if she got it and he says 'oh yeah shes not going to get you that though'

Why the fuck bother asking me what I want?

stupid fecking man... jst doesnt care.....

Thanks for allocating us our MQ so quickly and thanks for the speedy clarification of our move in date.

What a shame you have allocated us one in fcuking Leicester instead of Colly, you useless bunch of turds!

My wisdom tooth is coming out the wrong way or should I say not coming out because its stuck, fucker!!

Why do people standing on the tube during rush hour insist on making sure they have enough room to read the daily free rag - metro, londonshite etc...I can't help wondering whether if everyone was banned from reading that glorified bogroll I might be able to get on the first tube into the platform instead of the third...or I am still not fully accepting the London way of life...hell, it's only been 5 years now!

Night shifts. Just fecking night shifts. :evil:

Fecking RAOs! :angry5: Why are they all inept?

Bloody shops at xmas and their fricking catalogues!

Why put stuff in your fucking catalogue if your never going to sell the bloody thing!
That and that fact no bastard shop has stuff in gold after I've brought gold baubles for the tree and now have nothing to match!

ARGH!

Absolute bastards who breed a dog to the point of death, let it get covered in tumours from head to toe and then dump it instead of either treating it or having it humanely put to sleep.

Should all be neutered (the humans) who think this is acceptable. Bas.ards :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I knew my fight with minime and chavism was right. Tonight proved it, minime, you reap what you sow, you are in so much sh*t its unbelievable.

All I want is a fking plumber to fix my boiler! It shouldnt be hard but no one wants to know!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus, I should retain as a plumber! You would think after 2.5 years one would turn up that fukcing knew what he was doing!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

all i want to do is move.

call me old-fashioned but i find it rude when people say they call you back and then don t bother to do so; additionally it s unprofessional when it s buisness-people.
Since i already had to resort to chase up everything myself that s the least i can expect -oh well i should give up expetcting anything at all.
oh and btw what s the point of getting a confirmation of a repair appointment 4 days after the repair took place -beside the fact that it always states a wrong time -but wait a minute i see the pattern: INSTEAD of doing USEFUL work they spent their time with senseless paper wasting...
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u fecking t**t - thanks for that last phone call - we've been getting on great - and HELLO, did you have instant memory loss and think u where sitting with the lads out off work instead of speaking to ure future wife!!!! Cheers u to**er!!!!! And to think I've been countiung down the days until ure back and fcking decorating the f**king house!!!!!!!!!!!!! As for the 2nd bottle of champage that I was buying for u coming back home - feck off - I'm drinking the one in the fridge tonight and the rest of the money for the other will go towards a nice pair of shoes for me!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha!!!!! Ur sucking up texts arent working

Just because you’re constantly texting me for 8 hours doesn’t make it better – u haven’t grovelled enough – do u remember the time we had only met and it took u 2 bunches of flowers to be delivered in a weekend???? That’s like now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if u don’t comment on the fking work I’ve done in the house in a week – you’re in trouble
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stop playing the man flu card to me!!!!!

Originally Posted by yoni

Just because you’re constantly texting me for 8 hours doesn’t make it better – u haven’t grovelled enough – do u remember the time we had only met and it took u 2 bunches of flowers to be delivered in a weekend???? That’s like now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if u don’t comment on the fking work I’ve done in the house in a week – you’re in trouble
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Ain't love grand??? :lol:

KIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

stop asking me question after fecking question!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats this ?
whats that?
where did you get this?
can i have this?
can you buy me this? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

shut up for 2 mins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

phew i feel better now....lets get on with it lol

Do you want to come in or go out? Make up your SODDING minds and stick to it for a while. I'm fed up of your whining..

(the dogs...)

Why do the gods always wait until it's nearly Christmas before they play their best hand??? Last year the cooker blew up - this year the gas meter has died!!!!

*mumbles in an aggressive manner while trying to scrape icicles off her nose*