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    Fecking idiotic parents.

    After spending some time in school today I discovered a little girl had head lice, and had clearly had them for some time, on (not much) closer inspection it would seem the majority of the class are sporting moving hair too.

    I vaguely know the Mum so after school had a word that she might want to have a look in her daughters hair- and the usual letter went out too to all the parents, to which she added

    ''Oh she's had them for ages, I just can't get rid of them and I was too embarrassed to tell the teacher, she's got worm's too, do you think I should let the school know?''. What a dick.

    I'm all itchysaurus now.
    Last edited by EnigmaRole; 22-02-2012 at 15:53. Reason: * just to add, itchy on my head...not the bum area lol

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    Why put an offer in that we accept then pull out. Tosser and time waster!!


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    Sometimes I really miss work
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    idiot of a taxi driver and stupid contraption of an oven
    "Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion"

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    Four weeks notice- you have to be kidding me!? Keeping this off FB is killing me too- I want to explain my moody updates :S
    All the cool kids have a signature but I have nothing witty or profound to say.

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    Idle fecking parents the road is narrow and not suitable for the parking of any vehicles hence the double yellow lines! Use the car park and walk the 100 steps to the school gates!

    Jesus I hate lazy parents.
    Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".

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    Learned my lesson the hard way, never lend money to anyone. Not even your husband, more trouble than it's blimming worth. from now on, you make a decision as to whether our money is completely separate or completely joint, none of this you use all your money for yourself, whilst I spend all my money on US.

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    Sister in law emigrated to Australia years ago, haven't seen her since. She and neice are visiting the UK over easter but they thought they would leave it a surprise!

    Well that's just a steaming pile of buffalo puckey because we can't afford last minute flights back to teh UK to see them. So we'll miss them and not be able to see them again probably until I get cash for a trip to Australia!!!

    Last time I saw neice she was 13, a little girl. She turns 18 this a year, has becoem a young woman. I really wanted to see her.

    "suprise" indeed.
    "The chaperon makes sure no-one else has any fun, but nobody chaperons the chaperon. That's why I'm so right for this job."

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    Mums just been made redundant. Dads job is okay for the time being (they work at the same place)

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    How the ferk have you managed to track me down? Tell you what though, fuck nuts, I am a different person and if the police don't do something I will bury a ferking axe in your head if you come near me.

    So, for your sake, stay the fuck away!!!
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    Go on I dare you, grade 1 rent for this shithole hahahahaha.....
    Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".

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    Little tree has now gone to bed meaning that mr tree has now officially missed his birthday, I know he'll no doubt miss plenty more during his career but this is the 1st time so its a bit sucky, especially because he's not even away.
    "Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion"

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    Fuck off. Most people would be bothered when their girlfriend isn'r home after 45 mins when out for a 30 min run.....
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    Sorry Mr Dukan but you can shove it. Your diet is boring and dull. I was doing just fine without you before so I'll carry on as I was.

    charlie_five.....nearly a stone lighter than she was a few weeks ago :-)
    I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning

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    Pffft ebluey.com appears to be down, wanted to write one to distract me from the fact I'm bored in work
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    ^^^ It's back now.

    And for my moan...

    I absolutely should have known that your first ever request for a posting (after 20 years of going wherever they tell you without complaint) would fall on deaf ears. Why did I take their silence as 'we haven't finished the posting plot yet, we'll let you know as soon as we do' rather than 'you're stuck where you are, we just don't have the common courtesy to tell you'. Why oh why did I allow myself to start imagining what it would be like to actually start our married life together.

    In other news... I worked out yesterday that in the entire time that we have been together, there have been precisely 3 months when you're not either in the sandpit, or going to the sandpit in the not too distant future.

    I f**king hate this life sometimes.

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    I have a moan list today sorry!

    1. £10.99 for one school sweatshirt!
    2. We offered to do you a favour, why stir up trouble by telling people who didn't need to know and make both yourself and us look bad in the process?
    3. You have 2 grandchildren not one, I asked if you'd keep an eye on both you said yes so why when we got back in were you and the eldest happily sat reading at the table while the youngest was screaming his head off because he'd woken from his nap but been ignored? Don't ever try and tell me you don't play favourites because you seriously do!
    "Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion"

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    Letter from school today saying all kids have to go dressed as a fecking Dickens character on March 9th. I'm guessing they couldn't think of a harder theme. Asked DD and they aren't even reading any Dickens so why they're doing this I don't know. Refuse to buy a costume and if they think I'm destroying good clothes to do the street urchin thing they can fuck right off. Only female Dickens characters I can think of are Miss Havisham (not buying a costume) and Nancy (not buying a costume and also not sending my 9 year old to school as a whore!). I'm all for imagination but this takes the piss.

    Edited to add: DD has now produced the list of character suggestions. The only 2 female characters are indeed Miss Havisham and Nancy.

    Apparently, there is also a character called 'Faggin'. Morons.
    Last edited by squirrel_pigeon; 24-02-2012 at 16:44.
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    RnR was over far too quickly but it was amazing and we are on the home straight, weeks now in single figures!

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    Dear new neighbours. Your telly is very loud and some people do still need to get up at the crack of sparrow's fart on a weekend.
    I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning

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