G can't make it to my graduation because it's on a Monday.
Waiting for Feather Cottage!
All their lifes they worked hard to provide for us. without them you and your missus would be up shitcreak. Your missus certainly wouldn't have the quals she has without them babysitting all the time.
Now they need your help and you don't fecking care...........you're so lucky i'm not over there, i would have kicked you into shape by now.
scissor happy, again!
Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".
Well you really are a twat and you and full of shit. Go and have fun playing in the sand and be a sad, lonely man forever if this is how you act every time a tour comes up. Its not your first and it won't be your last matey. KNOB.
Just a bit more pressure...thanks. Deadline of friday to put in a skills audit to save my job, then up comes another position but am expected to fill in an application form and go for an interview by the same friday, all on top of continuing the day to day job and getting the kids through their GCSE exam!
It may not be the end of the world, but I do have a breaking point and you're not helping!
What a shit trick! He's got nothing with him as it wasn't meant to turn into a deployment. Just over 2 weeks in and you still can't tell him if it's going to be 3 more days or 3 more months. Enquiring about accommodation is not the same as booking it - even I know that and I'm not in charge of a group of men. Sort it out Sir!!
Fucking grow up! I have far too much shit on you for you to be so high and mighty.
Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".
I hate Sunday. Especially this one. not even time team is cheering me up*sulks in self pity*
All the cool kids have a signature but I have nothing witty or profound to say.
Dammit, I've missed Time Team!
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
Grr don't tell me you've been briefed and will ring me with the info then leave it an hour (and counting) before you do...i am trying to sort your admin out here man throw me a fricking bone!!!
"Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion"
I have no idea why I'm so surprised. I told you on Thursday morning that this would happen, yet you still wouldn't follow procedure and do your job. Now I have to sort your mess out because you can't or won't do your job. If I should end up out of pocket over this, believe me - I will be gracing your establishment and be asking you to reimburse the charges!! If you can't/won't do your job, then resign as I'm sure there are people out there that would happily trade places with you.
I'm not fookin happy!! I have enough on my plate at the moment without having to clear your mess up!!
Somebody pass me a drink!!
The returning home countdown clock has stopped. No idea when it's going to restart. I was dreading this weekend as it was, now it's ten times worse, and it's not even Wednesday yet...
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
Add to that getting absolutely no sleep at all last night. I'm not a nice bunny to know at the moment.
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
You don't get respect for acting the "big I am" thinking you're the boss when he is away you stupid pathetic little man.
If you want to send emails to the boss about my work ethic you do that (forgot all his emails are coming to me whilst he's away did you?)
I've got a lot fucking more on you than you have on me (pub every lunch, making up your acheived targets every day, 7 fag breaks a day...I could go on...) you snivelling twerp..
Just wait until I hand my notice in...along with a list of your daily mis-demeniors.
ADMIN- It's what some people sat at desks are paid to sort out ffs so that balls up on the magnitude of this one don't happen...and what's worse is i sort of thing this still isn't the end of the limbo!!
"Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion"
When you want to make major changes to the workflow & systems, how about you sit the people down who actually DO the work before you make some fancy presentation explaining that it's already been a year in development??
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr OH is injured, i have no info apart from a text saying he's been 'lucknowed' which he told me a while back was a platoon for those with injuries. Not after this long, gah he only had two and a three weeks left till leave grrrrrrrrrrr. I'm hoping this is one of his mates idea of a joke and he's actually fine and not going to have to start all over again from scratch! Surprisingly this randomly typing into my keypad and having a moan actually helps!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r
I am never going to get this essay finished in time! Why am I so rubbish! I should do this when it gets set and not a day before its due!!
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