Thread: Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law says:


When you drop your toast , it will always land butter side down 8O

Murphy's Law says :


If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Law says :


No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper

Murphy's Law says :

The other line always moves faster.

Murphy's Law says :

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

Murphys law says:

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.


Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.


Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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When you are driving to a job interview - all the traffic lights are RED

When you are driving to a telling off or other unpleasantness - all the traffic lights are GREEN

It is always the wrong time of month.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong

Murphy's law says :


You wait ages for a bus, then 3 turn up at once

Murphy's law says :

When your taxi is late and you order another, they will both turn up at the same time

Murphy's law says :


There will always be one random sock in the washing


8O

Murphys Law says,

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
8O

It always rains just after you have pegged out the washing.

Originally Posted by schlafenmonster

It always rains just after you have pegged out the washing.

Or get the BBQ lit

Or have just washed the car

Murphy's law says:

When your boss talks to you about your time keeping, the next day you will lose your office keys, get stuck behind 6 learner drivers and loose your car pass



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