Thread: Man = untrained pet

See it's not just me...

Pet male? :lol:

! like the bit about letting him find his own car keys. If I tried that my whole house would be a pile of rubble! :roll:

its funny to read but not sure how practical it would be, seems to me she still has to pick up the wet towels etc, if i waited for him to do something around the house voluntarily id still be waiting :lol:

Have to say I am guilty of doing this, and have sent him in with a Thomas the Tank Engine Lunchbag (fabric upright one complete with sound effects) just to get my point across :lol: He is on the naughty step more often than the kids, in fact its often the kids that send him there :wink:

Ever so slightly off topic but I have my OH at home with ManFlu (aka headcold) and whilst in Asda stocking up on cold flu supplies, I think if hotels offered an all-inclusive ManFlu Break (with collection and delivery) then it would make millions.

HP
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Oh if only it were as easy as training a dog! My OH runs around EVERY morning looking for keys, belt beret, money, and even when he's left the house the doorbell sometimes rings as he's forgotten something else. Funny though, he never forgets to press snooze or check his emails!

I wonder, there must be a blerk whisperer somwhere!

The answer is simple ladies....
Simply come home from work with a crate of lager, park yourself on the sofa with it and the remote. Burp, fart and scratch your ginny every 5 mins while demanding to know whats talking him so long to make the tea.
Throw your wet towels on the bed ( making sure they land on his side ) Badger him for sex every couple of hours by simply grabbing his tackle, ignoring all pleas of tiredness etc.
Invite the mates over to share the lager for a 'Coronation Street' night, making sure that you leap up and cheer every now and again. ( dont forget the jig round the room with your jumper pulled up over your head too )
Repeat this every day for as long as it takes for him to get the message.
This includes not doing any housework of any variety while this is going on, or any other domestic tasks.
I'm not saying it works....but hell at least you will have some fun :lol:

He needs a 'man drawer' near the front door like that chinese looking comedian bloke....wossisname?? Michael McIntyre...thats him!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5qyJpAn2Wc

I find Ketamine works fine, also, blackmailing with photo's of his 'transvestite' moments, great for getting him to hand over his pay packet........................ :lol: