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    The things we women do for men!

    Have you ever put your mascara on in the rear view mirror whilst hammering down the M1? Well this woman takes multi-tasking to a whole new level.

    Classic!

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    Re: The things we women do for men!

    I picked my nose once. As luck would have it I couldn't reach a tissue to wipe the big green booger on. So it was a three way choice.

    1. Eat it ukeright:

    2. Wipe it on the seat ukeleft:

    3. Flick it out the window :thumbright:

    Of course, 3 won. I just felt sorry for the Porsche driver that ended up with the smeared windscreen that no amount of washer spray and windscreen wipers could sort...

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    Re: The things we women do for men!

    American, says it all
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    Re: The things we women do for men!

    multi tasking see??
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    Re: The things we women do for men!

    Oh Legs well done!!
    'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'

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    Re: The things we women do for men!

    Why would you have to trim your clunge whilst driving though?

    You could say you werent quite ready for inspection on arrival.

    Excuse me doctor, can I have a lady moment to shave my clunge/remove spiders legs.
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    Re: The things we women do for men!

    I think she should have made her roots the priority - more visible post entry. :lol:

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    Re: The things we women do for men!

    My sister rolled her car across three lanes of a motorway in Glasgow.

    When she came to and they asked what she'd been doing that might have caused the accident as nothing was clear on the CCTV she said all she'd been doing was what she always did in the fast lane on her way to work......

    Putting in her contact lenses.

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