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Originally Posted by Ames

Urgh!! But at least you dont have a hairy arse!

You love it really, don't you!?

Originally Posted by Miss Pushkin

wow...... it's ok, it is christmas, I am sure that you are just festively plump.....you can have surgery to remove the moobs if they become to much of a problem.....

Festivly plump? Like it Fuck, if I had moobs I would be playing with them all day!

Originally Posted by Dolly

Lethareo- like a lothario but lazier- goes about seducing from behind a computer, whilst in their underpants, probably whilst eating crisps drinking a tinnie and scratching his greying, hairy scrotum.

I can assure you that I am not sitting about in my undercrackers....I have already lost two pairs today due to scoffing a dodgy tuna salad last night! Oh and I am eating Hob nobs.....no crisps..I am much more refined.

mmmmmm hobnobs

Originally Posted by Gonzo

mmmmmm hobnobs

Oh, I bet you like the nobs bit of hobnobs!

Originally Posted by cabana

Oh, I bet you like the nobs bit of hobnobs!

You know me sooooooooooo well