Thread: Naff and Tenuous Claims to Fame (ARRSE Steal) .....

Mine are shite but may as well join in...

Craig Charles bought me a vodka and was really lovely when I had my purse nicked at one of his gigs.

Got a letter from Princess Di (well, probably her secretary but I don't care) when I sent William a card I drew for him when Harry was born offering to swap my baby sister for a baby brother.

Worked in Bella Pasta in Leeds and served shedloads of Emmerdale stars who obviously don't get paid a right lot.

Served Kylie Minogue's brother Brendan in Bella Pasta and demonstrated my stalking tendencies by telling him I knew who he was (saw his name on Channel 9 credit card - he's a cameraman!).

Played cricket with Leslie Crowther when he came into our primary school.

Was BFFs with the little sister of the girl who wanted to be a journalist on Jim'll Fix It and interviewed John Major when he was Chancellor.

Jo - you weren't one of the many many many kiss and tells for Gaffney were you?

Can everyone please stop mentioning GaffneyGate as I keep heaving whenever I read it. Thank you.

TLC x

I second this motion. Especially if Jo goes into any kind of detail!!

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Never did a 'kiss-and-tell', never will

christ neither would I if I was admitting to him!

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Here's my rather tame ones!

I peed on Leo Sayers lap ( I was 18 months old at the time!)
I lent Tracy Shaw my lip liner in progress nightclub, Derby
I danced with Denise Van Outen and Mel Messenger in Moneypennys VIP area, (JayK was a miserable little twat!)
I sang on Big Brother and had breakfast with Jonny Vaughn afterwards
I partied with Alex P in Ibiza
In Ibiza airport I saw the following: Tess and Vernon Kay, Dr Fox, Michelle Collins and Tommy Lee.
I spoke to Ryan Giggs in Circle bar in Manchester!

These are all going back a few years obviously!
and really tenuously my ex boyfriend went out with Jo Beckham when they were about 9, so that makes me almost related to David!

oh I forgot I danced with Lionel Blair in a stage show once and he gave me a kiss and some flowers on stage on the last night- I was three at the time and called him "my boyfriend" for about a month afterwards

Mmmmmm JayK

Ohh reminds me, when I was in ibiza ( 2001 time), I saw JKay in one of those big green wheelie bins outside the big night club that was just off of the main town square in san antonio. When I say wasted, he was barely moving and I think that was the night he missed his appearance at the same nightclub.

I see JK quite often at a bar near to my work. He's always posturing and walking about whilst on his phone. I think he wants to be noticed but I honestly don't think most people know who he is. Annoying man but fab music.


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Ooo.... I was in London a couple of weeks ago and saw Terry Pratchett (sp?) and Gok Wan.

They're a bit crap but I thought that was a good weekend!!!

Originally Posted by Joey

Ooo.... I was in London a couple of weeks ago and saw Terry Pratchett (sp?) and Gok Wan.

They're a bit crap but I thought that was a good weekend!!!

Terry Pratchett is NOT a bit crap!