Thread: Naff and Tenuous Claims to Fame (ARRSE Steal) .....

I met Daniella Westbrooke at an East 17 concert many lives ago. Her PR person asked if I wanted a picture taken with her and if I wanted her autograph. Funnily enough she didn't like it when I said 'Why would I want that pig faced cows autograph'.

I got a phone call from Tiff Needell once for my birthday (Top Gear) and spoke to Jeremy Clarkson for a while in the same phone call (Mum was friends with Tiff's Dad). *Disclaimer - I LOVED Top Gear*

My fuckwit Uncle lives next door to Des O'Connor.

I met a guy off of The Bill once donkeys ago whilst at work in a riding stable. Was chatting to him, asked him what he did for a living to which he replied 'Policeman'. It didn't click who he was until I got an autographed picture through the post thanking me for a 'normal' conversation. Funny thing is nothing about me has ever been normal!!!!!

Oh and I raced Johnny Herbert for SPARKs Charity many moons ago. Git bag beat me too.

None of that beats Jos though does it

Just a quick q Jos, did you clean your mouth out afterwards?

I used detol to clean my mouth out after, I'm not kidding, I actually did. Feckwit mate thought it be funny to empty my mouthwash bottle and replace it with detol.

So yeah, washed it out good!

I did, at one point, break into paul daniels/debbie magee's garden one summer's evening, with my fella of that time and sh@g around the garden like bunnies.

Was part of a flash mob of mums that chased orlando bloom out of waitrose in henley.

Threw stones at a p*ssed up freddy star taking a walk at 1am through my village (I was a tad tipsy at the time)

Sat in the greenman pub in hurst,berkshire, with dawn french and lenny henry, who had their daughter with them. Booze flowing on a summer's afternoon, jokes flowing, was actually a pretty cool night.

My aim for 2012 is to harrass new celebs, in the hopes of being asbo'd

Really boring ones from me...

I used to go to school with the lad from Wurzel Gummidge, who changed his name from Jeremy Bulloch... Jeremy Austin - IMDb

My Aunt was a stage manager on Doctor Who and I got personally signed pictures from Tom Baker, who had to re-write them 3 times as he kept spelling my name wrong....

I think I've led a sheltered life!

Originally Posted by Josephine

I aim to please.....................well I did back then

This has to be the best post I've seen on here, still sniggering to myself .. the dogs think I've lost it!

i lost it a long time ago

Originally Posted by pixie

This has to be the best post I've seen on here, still sniggering to myself .. the dogs think I've lost it!

Me too, only it's the kids that think I have lost it.

I was friends with the daughter of a bloke who was in The Bill a long time ago, he played Tosh Lines.

And my grandad sold horses to Prince Philip, they still get a Christmas card from the Queen.

Still giggle at Josephines posts.

I heard Dean Gaffney mentioned on the radio this morning and I literally heaved!!!

TLC x

ha ha ha, wonder whether J 'heaved/gagged' all those years ago....?? -sorry..xxxxx

Have to admit, my Jason Plato does seem rather tame and boring.......!!!

xxxxxx

mine are all royals hark at me i met princess di charles wills and harry and i drove princess ann around a port cant mention which tho lol

oh yeah and beverly callard liz from corrie (whos a bitch by the way) and most of the early 90's emmerdale cast sat in woolpack while they filmed lol

My mum taught Aled Jones, I've sung with Rolf Harris, got a blue peter badge.

Mine are shit but I will record them for prosperity.

I played with Rusty Lee's kids when I was ickle.
My Mum has played at Wimbledon
I met/chatted to Anthony Stewart Head on a flight from Bristol to Belfast. Therefore I know David Boreanaz by association. Yum.


That is all.

Turned down a date with Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet. Six months later they hit the big time -bugger!!


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Ooo if we can do ones by association I've got a couple more!

My brother "dated" Charlotte Church (they were in junior school) and were each other's first kiss *awwww*
Anthony Head's wife supports the dog rescue I'm involved with and he gives us prizes to raise money

Loving these! Esp the Dean one

Told off Jack Straw in the gym.
Did not believe that it was Sterling Moss on the phone where I used to work - so abused him and put the call through to my boss - he was not amused.
Had my picture taken with Rosemary Conley
Was on Look east
Was on BBC Suffolk and Radio 5 live
Was on This Morning.
Lied to Joan Collins
Lost Ross Kemps car keys
Went into number 10, through the front door.
Looked around David Blunketts office

Think that is it :-) Smiling to myself as I remember these.

Even more tenuous - My brothers other half cuts Lee Evens hair.

I'm a direct decendant of Pocahontas.
I'm 4th cousins with Wayne Newton.
I won two blue ribbons for my artwork at the Wetern Washington fair.
I have been in two films, United 93 and Faintheart.
While filming Faintheart, I swapped emails with Jessica Stephenson and through her group emails I now how the email addresses of Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and David Tennant.
I have been a catwalk model (for a friend who made custome plus size leingerie and named a style of knickers for me) at a local business thing in Leicester.
I have been interviewed on the radio twice.
I met kevin Sorbo and he called me a good girl, twice, and hugged me! This was perhaps my best moment ever. I still love him.
As a travel agent I sold a flight to the makeup artist who did Nicole Kidman's nose in the Hours- therefore winning her the oscar.

Ohh I heaved, even at the thought of it, I still think to my self 'really? seriously, why on earth!!'

TBH I can't look at the guy, even when he reappeared in eastenders last year, I avoided those episodes lol He's a dirty fecker and when I say that, it's in the pervy sense