Thread: Lessons in life....

Originally Posted by golden_showers

I've learnt that when children say they desperately want a dog, and that they'll groom it, walk it, feed it and pick up it's shite when they're here, it's a great big fat whopping lie!

My 3 year old is desperate for a dog just now - she's been nagging for about6 months. We got her a rabbit for her birthday and its died a couple of weeks ago as it got myxamatosis - so now she says we can get a dog instead!!

I have just learnt the downside to OCD

I just learnt that avoiding the Wii fit isn't a good thing

i have learned , not to leave the hubs in charge of feeding monster......otherwise i will scratch puke of every surface in bedroom.
plus , don't feed the kid and then let it jump on trampoline.............will result in scratching puke of trampoline .

today iv learned i should never speak my mind hahaha..Ooops

Today I learnt that my daughter can reach higher than I thought

Today I have learnt, if you are grumpy just don't talk to anymore, they make you more grumpy and you make them grumpy, just because you are grump. When you are grumpy, hide in a cupboard with wine, chocolate, marshmellows and a boxset of your choice, to perserve other's safety (and there happiness, most importantly your sanity) until it is ok to do so otherwise.

I seem to learn everyday why I prefer dogs to people

Originally Posted by tattooedlady

I seem to learn everyday why I prefer dogs to people

I'm becoming that way. Dogs are far better than my monster child.

Today I learned not to stand in the way of the garden sprinkler - the water is bloody cold :-)

I have learnt that you can't make everyone happy all the time and you can't live your life for other people. It's not selfish to focus on you and yours as long as you're not trampling on them and theirs on your way past.

Today I learnt never to deal with customers from Uzbeckistan