Thread: BOOTSVILLE'S son creature hero

jaye, relationships are fine until other people get involved.

Well bossy look at it this way a 36yr old woman won't be coming into your home and sitting at your breakfast table as I would bloody well hope she has her own place by now

And look on the bright side.... he might move in with HER!

Or... he could be so traumatised by having to deal with a real woman (granted with a perverted sense for chav mobiles!) that he would be speeding back to Bossy's firmly clasped shut arms and making weird noises involving MUUUUUMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!

has Bossy son-creature seen this

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/2007062...t-7f81b96.html


would it work in THIS country d'you reckon

Its not the speed he does, its the row it makes. It makes your ears bleed from 5 miles away, or at least his exhaust and the booming 'ardcore techno does. 8O

He is still seeing the 36 year old, who yes has her own pad, however he is also seeing some other chavette who for now is nameless.

Kebab Kim is still declaring undying love via text, who i have now renamed Crazy Kim. :lol:

I dont particularly want a 36 year old to grace my breakfast table, at the moment i'm quite safe due to house renovations going on, so hopefully by the time they are finished, he will have found a younger model.

Today i shall mostly be protecting my breakfast table from weird women :twisted:

Ok just to please EON and others who have demanded an update, here is the er....update :lol:
Hope your sat down EON with a drop of the strong stuff. 8O

The inbetween years
Last time i posted on this it was around 2.5 years ago, my god time flies!
Anyway, since then..Kebab Kim has gone off with someone else's son creature and had a baby of her own to said son creature ( there is a god )
Becky MK1 is almost a raging alcoholic by the sounds of it, who is now serious with a bloke who looks like Private Pyle from Full metal Jacket....seriously he does 8O
Son creature ended up back with Becky Mk2, but only very briefly, by this i mean for one night!
In between this, there has been other er, ladies whose names i cant bring to mind, mainly because i never discovered what they were.
I do remember one though who looked extremely rough and made me feel very nervous for my goods and chattels when she entered my home. She may have thought they looked better gracing the local cash converters than in my house, however this relationship ended when she was found hanging out of another son creatures car windowscreen after he considerately drove into someones house 8O
Following that, he moved up the alphabet and met a girl named Leah. Not much different from the other girls that he had tested his rear seat of his chavmobile out on previously. :lol:
However, 3 months or so later ( she lasted as long as that...a record ) he came home with a face like a smacked arsse and the convo went something like....

Bossy 'ok son, whats the matter?'
SC ' nowt'
Bossy ' Dont you nowt me laddo, out with it'
Sc ' Ummph gerroff mam, i cant breeeeath, gerroff me head'
Bossy ' Tell me :twisted:
Sc ' I'm in a bit of a mess'

And i knew, just knew what he was going to say, but i said nothing ( mainly because i was too busy dragging on my ciggy )

Sc ' Leah's er....
Bossy ' Yes?'
Sc ' Er, she's um...she's er'
Bossy ' Yes?? '
Sc ' Er, she's um....pregnant'
Bossy ' To you?'
SC ' Of bloody course to me!'
Bossy ' Hmmmm i see, best put kettle on then lad'

So, a few months later, well 29th March 09, along comes Ella-May to wreak havoc on the world.

And her mother to cause even more bloody havoc! :twisted:

Move onto 2010

Well, the relationship soured in Sept 09, mainly because the mother turned out to be the missus from hell, a rare old screeching harridan.
Which sent son creature flying into the arms of Becky Mk2 who had waited patiently all these years for him to return.....is she mental?? 8O

So, to sum it up in short, son creature is now battling it out in the courts for custody of his daughter, the mother is completely deranged and has been warned twice about her behaviour by the police, i've smacked her chops once and raring to do it again, Becky Mk2 is delirious with happiness that son creature is back where he belongs with her ( i tell you, she's mental )
And me? well.....I just mostly wonder how son creature could have been so thick as to not wrap his dick 8O

I've got ALL this to look forward to!! Son creature is 15, 6ft3 in his bare feet, hideously fit and has size 12 feet (if you know what i mean)!! We had the "if you think things are going to go too far, for fecks sake come to me first so we can sort things" chat the other day! Which he blushed furiously ALL the way through....so i dragged it out for the entire 30 min car journey, just for fun

Birdy I too have them conversations with big son, he just gives me that big toothy grin and goes into tim nice but dim mode!!

I tell him never believe when she tells you "I'm safe"....all girls are evil and just want his babies! :wink:

Just read the whole bloody thread and have to admit I had the Simon Bates "Our Tune" playing from page 2.

Don't know what is wrong with me tonight - just welled up reading another thread as someone bloke has come over all wanting commitment and broody.


*Dust* in my eye people, excuse me .........

HP
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