Thread: BOOTSVILLE'S son creature hero

She has her own pay per view porn site?!!?!??! Bloomin Heck!!! 8O

She does indeedy Tatts, the filthy hussy.

I have just had the unfortunate priviledge of son creature bringing her into my house...Sunday afternoons with a hangover do not make me a very sociable person. :angryfire:

Son creature stayed out last night, at chav manor where apparently her mam welcomed him into the bosum of the family ( or was that her bosum? ) with open arms and gave him his doorkey back. :scratch:

I had a bit of a debate with him regarding BeckyMk3. I asked quite innocently that...if she was 'just a mate' would he continue to see her and bring her here on a sleepover? After all, she is only 'a good mate' aint she? The reply was that no, she wouldn't be.

Why not? i asked, after all Kebab Kim can't begrudge you a mate. :scratch:

Apparently...she can.

Today i will mostly be doubting Ma Chavs sanity.

Does Ma Chav have a partner? I am now worried that "ma" may be trying to get a look in

She does Gilly, by the name of Pa Chav, who has an enormous beer gut, several tattoo's and a pierced eyebrow.

Such a lovely family chav manor houses. ukeright:

Would you mind if I organise a whip round to get KebabKim sterilised?

Thats fine with me Gilly. Shall i organise the vet? :iconbiggrin:

You'd really think they would make it available on the NHS (or even complusory). Chavs like that should not be allowed to breed.

Ok me chav gave son creature his doorkey back? Now is this his doorkey for your house or for chav manor? If its the later then I am most upset!! No mother has ever given me a key to their house cos I've been with her son!! *stomps off in a massive paddy*

To chav manor Tatts.

Next thing we know it will be his and hers matching playboy robes and slippers. :angryfire:

Thanks for update Bossy, as always gave me a good giggle :d Looking forward to the next instalment.

Well Soots, with the weekend arriving, who knows what will happen :icon_smile:

Hi Bossy,

I think we are in dire need of an update and a good giggle please

Bossy! i can not believe that i have never read Bootsville, it is feckin amazing! Im hooked... but i just need some verification as i got confused along the way...
Son Creature is now in fact with Porn Star Kim as a couple?
and if the porn thingy's real that doesn't mean that son creature is involved... does it? :shock: :shock:

He's now with Porn queen Kim...a.k.a Kebab Kim, who kindly informed me that she wishes to marry the son creature! 8O

Obviously this led to me choking on my fag and in between the gasps and wheezes i told her that it would be a none event :twisted:

A few weeks ago, they were still apart and he was seeing who we refer to as BeckyMK3. One day she just appeared at the breakfast table 8O No introduction apart from 'mam this is Becky, Becky this is me mam' :twisted:

Apparently they were nothing more than good friends and nothing to get excited about.....Hmm, in that case, why is she sharing your bed sonny lad? :twisted:

Anyway she disappeared along with all the other Beckys and in waltzed Kebab Kim, minus most of her clothes as usual and sporting a new tattoo :cry:

According to son creature, she has given the pay-per-view porn site up ( no he wasn't a part in it D_B ) and is now the 'model' girlfriend...i say model because apparently she is still 'glamour modelling' although personally i think she would do better modelling welders benches with her face 8O

However they dont seem quite the item that they was previously, perhaps her hankering for marriage has something to do with that? and son creature is still perusing his totty sites for some well, other totty i think.

Today i shall mostly be wondering why the hell anyone who is not certified insane would want to marry son creature 8O

Originally Posted by bossyboots

According to son creature, she has given the pay-per-view porn site up ( no he wasn't a part in it D_B )

The fairytale for me is officially over! :cry:

Dont worry D_B, thats not to say that he aint giving it away for free.

Happy Days!

Now if he fancies a bit of drunken hormonal Bells monster... send him my way!
I'll turn him into a Porn Star you woud be proud of Bossy! :twisted:
(not like silly Kim, she wasted a perfect oppurtunity!)

I' d just have to ask the OH if he didn't mind - but im sure it would be fine!

(but i do really think he should get back with the original Becky, thy seemed so good together :cry: )

We still have contact with BeckyMK1, who is still drowning her sorrows in lager. 8O

I'm sure your OH wont mind a jot....after all, not only will he get the benefit of your Miss Bell turning into a chavette, but he will also gain advice on how best to mod / chav his car up :lol:

The only drawback is that your home would pong for hours of Eau de Chav.

If there is anyone living in the Peterborough area over the forthcoming bank holiday weekend, then i will apologise in advance at the onslaught of hundreds of son creatures who will be invading you with their chavmobiles. :twisted:

BeckyMK3 has reappeared on the scene, but apparently she is still 'just a good mate' She appears to be homeless given the amount of times she has slept in son creatures bed and helped herself to breakfast :twisted:




Today i shall mostly be wondering just how drunk Drunken_bells was when she made that outlandish suggestion 8O

Originally Posted by bossyboots

Today i shall mostly be wondering just how drunk Drunken_bells was when she made that outlandish suggestion 8O

Whooosh shaid anthing aboutsh being drunkity drunksh?! :twisted:

Yay, i will learn the ways of giant gold earrings, pretty burberry bodysuits and the ability to gel my head to my scalp so that not even a forklift could wrench it off!

But i'm a London girl... it would never work :cry: damn Peterborough...

And tell Becky to stp drowning her sorrows in lager she should do it in absinthe... it will give her some very attractive hallucinations if she drinks in my style of 'moderation'! :lol:

(oh and Bossy, start charging B&B prices to son creatures lovely ladies! They might not stick around so long! :twisted: )

AHHHH HAAAA! I don't know why I haven't read this for ages but hell, gave me a giggle or 10 :lol:

Now, being that I am preggers, Kabana boy position has been given up. But I could do with a house maid come Nov, when I give birth.

Tell, son creature not to worry, chavs are turning up all over Cyprus now!