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Discuss Today's strange achievement....... in The Lounge on Rear Party; Second night I am seeing 3.30am from the back side. Speaking as an ex 9pm person, by the time I get to host this event I will be operating from such an alternate reality that ...
  
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    Second night I am seeing 3.30am from the back side. Speaking as an ex 9pm person, by the time I get to host this event I will be operating from such an alternate reality that I will have gone through disassociation, bizareness et al and run straight back trhough to straight and competent.

    At least that is what I am hoping......
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    From the depths of my nest of penicillin, self-pity, toilet roll and hot water bottles I would like to wish all those who have been kind enough to e-humour me over the year a very happy Easter Sunday / EggFunDay.

    I sincerely wish success and ease to those of you dealing with more complex and demanding problems than mine.

    The sun is out, I am dressed today - roll on some more entertaining silliness than explosive sneezing to startle the cat....
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    How does one deep-fry Mars Bars? Beer batter or would one substitute Buckfast Tonic wine?
    Last edited by Mrs Pepperpot; 20-04-2017 at 21:41.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Pepperpot View Post
    How does one deep-fry Mars Bars? Beer batter or would one substitute Buckfast Tonic wine?

    Definitely beer.

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    Google just provides a list of professional fence-sitters

    Ask a Sommelier: Can You Pair Wine and Chocolate? | Serious Eats

    Ask a Cicerone: How to Pair Beer and Chocolate | Serious Eats

    All suspiciously Colonial-artisanal, so I am deep frying the pizza using Double Diamond from a half-exploded Party 7 keg instead.
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    Buckfast isn't wine, it's paint stripping toilet cleaner.

    You need a good hearty craft ale. Although at the end of the day, it all tastes the same

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    How very dare you. It is a reviving tonic brewed/extruded/cloned by real monks.
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    Note to self: do not revert to 1980's style packing when returning by 2017 'plane. Luckily the duty-free shop stocked the same gift wine as the three confiscated from hand luggage by security. I have no reason to plead naivety, as in a previous year small gift of homemade marmalade was also deemed a dangerous liquid (marmalade??) and confiscated. Expensive lesson - let's see if it sticks in future.

    But as we arrived home to native argan oil products and extremely pointy yellow slippers, plus a shift at pet maintenance as Boy and retinue passed through in our absence, we may be up on the deal and I am going to milk the maternal devotion to Hollybob pressies to the hilt. As one does.
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    Deeply hilarious comedy of manners here: the local sports community spent this afternoon labouring under the misconception that our young houseguest might be Mr P's sidechick.

    Sense and boredom have been restored, to the detriment of her identifying a particularly thighsome No. 8 shirt, alas.
    Biddy, 2nd Class

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    Built and hung a 3' x 6' gate today as it was on the to-do list and a good distraction from the present crisis.
    Biddy, 2nd Class

    The way to a man's heart is through his stomach - especially if you put enough digitalis in his tea.



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