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    Jesus H Christ - WTF?

    So there I am browsing the daily hate and I come across this little gem. Things you soooo shouldnt do. But WTF is the thing in pink? It makes BB look skinny!!

    My, how you've grown! Toddlers and Tiaras pageant moms are given beauty queen makeovers - with scary results | Mail Online
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    Holy shit WTF???
    I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning

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    Jabba the Hut in drag. Not a good look!
    "You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?"


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    "The results are hilarious, if a little disturbing." I didn't think the Hate Mail did understatement, but that's an understatement!
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    And here I thought the whole toddler pageant thing was the absolute lowest they could go... but I suppose this is hardly surprising, since these are the women who sign their kids up for these pageants in the first place. All I can say is, for the love of all that's sacred, please - EUGENICS NOW!
    Last edited by draegora; 16-02-2012 at 14:50. Reason: Grammar mong!

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    Ffs I was just going to start dinner.
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    This being I&B imagine if they did that for this lovely lady Britain's fattest woman Brenda Flanagan-Davies weighs 40STONE | Mail Online

    Almost put me off my pizza imagining it . . . almost
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    hahaha been giggling about that all morning

    you noticed her legs loook like a chubby toddlers legs with the head of a grown woman/piggy

    it's the poses that make me giggle

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    Quote Originally Posted by dizzy.chick View Post
    This being I&B imagine if they did that for this lovely lady Britain's fattest woman Brenda Flanagan-Davies weighs 40STONE | Mail Online

    Almost put me off my pizza imagining it . . . almost
    There are no words...
    "You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by squirrel_pigeon View Post
    There are no words...
    There are...

    "No, I won't buy that for you"

    I don't know how someone thinks buying the junk food is helping, I know she can't cut down to 2000 calories a day just like that, as it would probably kill her, but go down to 5000 and base it on filling healthy foods...
    Nothing to see here, move on by....

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    Fook me it's chucky's bride!
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    Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feisty one View Post
    There are...

    "No, I won't buy that for you"

    I don't know how someone thinks buying the junk food is helping, I know she can't cut down to 2000 calories a day just like that, as it would probably kill her, but go down to 5000 and base it on filling healthy foods...
    People like her won't do something as simple as gradually reducing the calorie intake though. If she were going to do that it would have happened years ago.

    How she can even think about having kids is ridiculous.

    I don't understand how people like her get DLA when it's so fucking difficult for people (especially kids) who actually need it to get it. She doesn't have a disability and maybe if she stopped thinking that she does, there would be some hope.
    "You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by padme View Post
    hahaha been giggling about that all morning

    you noticed her legs loook like a chubby toddlers legs with the head of a grown woman/piggy

    it's the poses that make me giggle
    SHe should have posed in the lady gaga outfit from the first story! Now that would have made a headline!!!
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    *stepping right away from the mini roll I was just about to eat....*

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    Eugh!!

    I really can't bear the whole baby and toddler beauty queen crap. Those mums must know how bloody awful they look. Probably don't care.

    And as for the 40st abomination... It's petiole like her that f**k up MY back on a daily basis at work (ambulance). I've always said I'll be retired by 40 due to a knackered back, and that is why!!


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    Dear Lord WTF is that abomination in the pink.....is it even female??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by florence View Post
    Dear Lord WTF is that abomination in the pink.....is it even female??????
    I don't know but I'm pretty sure I've seen it's twin shoehorned into a dress at some army do.
    I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kazzam View Post
    I don't know but I'm pretty sure I've seen it's twin shoehorned into a dress at some army do.
    t'was me....sorry, but you said you'd never tell

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    Brings a whole new meaning to.............

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    I hear MC Hammer's rewriting a tune................'Don't wanna touch this'
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    ... Sometimes, I find myself wanting to start culling our own species. This is one of those times. I have to go read warm fuzzies now, to avoid becoming a mass murderer. *sigh*
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