Thread: Shout at me if you want to.

I'm fucking raging. Bugger all to do with the lean green fighting machine. All to do with an Estate Agent (using the term loosely) 'selling' my house.

Oh and to do with the wives where I am, seriously why are they all so stupid? Seriously don't you know you register with agencies in UK if you want work?

I a really pi**ed off with my family, can I have a shout here? PLEASE!

Originally Posted by Wriggley

I a really pi**ed off with my family, can I have a shout here? PLEASE!

Have some ABBA Abba - Knowing Me, Knowing You - YouTube

Do a little dance. It's fun.

Originally Posted by Ames

Well I vented on the not safe for fb thread but maybe you can give your view on a situation I'm currently in and I feel the need to vent again! I'll try to make to brief although it is a long story.
My OH is currently away in the sand pit, he works in a 7 man team and 5 of them have partners.
Me and 3 of the other wives and gfs have become really good mates since the boys left although we are spread across the country and we are always there for each other when its difficult and speak everyday. Then there is the other girl.
Despite the boys telling us not to have anything to do with her (they have good reason for this), we befriended her and supported her. And she has been a cow ever since.
There are only 2 of the girls living on the patch and she is one of them and she has made the other girls life hell with horrible texts and telling one of the boys bosses that she is being left out and generally tryin to make the other girl look bad.
We arranged a girly weekend to give us something to look forward to while the boys were away and invited her but she kicked off that she hadnt been involved in the planning of the dates we chose, but as she rarely spoke to us it would have been difficult. After weeks of i'm coming/no i'm not she finally decided not to come.
She didnt turn up to brize for r&r when we all had another meet up and now we have arranged to see one of the girls next month after she has had her baby she has kicked off again as we didnt invite her this time (I arranged it and as she has taken herself off fb I have no way to contact her anyway). She has never met the girl that is pregnant and has previously said it was unfair that the father got to come home for the birth as she wanted her husband home just as much, which didnt go down well with anyone.
My OH is her husbands best friend and godfather to their child but she didnt even say thank you for the present I sent for the child at Christmas.
It feels like being back at school sometimes!!

Thanks for the vent feeling better now

Ames, my serious advice is this.

Get a BFO stick and smash her around the head with it.

You'll probably get arrested, but fuck it, who cares?

Feel free to vent some more should the urge arise.

Oh, and eat chockerlit.

My MIL really does not know what her son (my DH) does. Told me to watch a programme on Afghanistan so that when DH has his legs blown off or is blinded I will be able to cope and not cry in front of him, WTF. He came back in September for fricks sake. And Mum - you decided to move abroad 12 years ago, you have seen your grandson 3 times in 15 months. It is not the end of the world that we have been posted abroad - get over it.

Oops think I posted in the wrong thread ..... my doom and gloom post should have gone in here. Ach what the hell.

Originally Posted by Wriggley

My MIL really does not know what her son (my DH) does. Told me to watch a programme on Afghanistan so that when DH has his legs blown off or is blinded I will be able to cope and not cry in front of him, WTF. He came back in September for fricks sake. And Mum - you decided to move abroad 12 years ago, you have seen your grandson 3 times in 15 months. It is not the end of the world that we have been posted abroad - get over it.

Wriggles, listen to this Transvision Vamp - Baby I Don't Care - YouTube and sing into your hairbrush. Make sure you are dressed in skimpies, and you have turned the stereo up to 11.

Originally Posted by Wriggley

My MIL really does not know what her son (my DH) does. Told me to watch a programme on Afghanistan so that when DH has his legs blown off or is blinded I will be able to cope and not cry in front of him, WTF. He came back in September for fricks sake. And Mum - you decided to move abroad 12 years ago, you have seen your grandson 3 times in 15 months. It is not the end of the world that we have been posted abroad - get over it.

I don't have a grandson, I've got a dog. I've just pelted him with snowballs and am laughing like a big girl about it.

Naughty slug!!!

Fecking hate this bastard spot! Its closely related cousin popped up last month, right on the corner of the bridge of my nose, used some cream the dr lady gave me, entire eye bloody swelled up and I could barely see, stopped using said cream from dr lady and spot eventually buggered off after a few days .. now its cousin has turned up! Not as bad this time but bloody painful, SO pissed off!

F*CK YOU CHAV SCUM.....................feel better now

See? Isn't it nice to vent to your Aunty Slug?

Pip just ran into the front door and tried to pretend he didn't. The daft twat.

Originally Posted by Josephine

I went on the WORST date in history that went like this;

Got a train from reading to guildford, turns out there is a gas leak and all trains to woking cancelled, so ended up getting a cab (with a lovely couple who were fab to chat to and the highlight of my night). Then when I arrived, the guy had aged majorly! I'm not shallow on looks but the guy put up pics of him 10yrs ago, he was rude, demanding and pretty boring tbh. He was supposed to come to wokingham, as agreed but made up an excuse of losing his bank card today, so I offered to go to woking to meet him. He met me at the trainstation, not so bad but walking to a pub, we just so happened to have walked past his, which he then said he couldn't be a*rsed to go to the pub and took me into his. Not a problem but he assumed that i wanted to sleep with him, BIG no no. He didn't take the hint and went into his bedroom and continued to get into bed and turn his tv on and then said to me 'suck my c*ck', again i refused, wanted to leave but he'd locked the door. so i texted a mate to give me a 'fake emergency call', 5 mins later i was out and lit pegged it to the train station lol

I hope you have reported him to the police and whichever website he was on - if he locked the door and tried to stop you leaving that constitutes false imprisonment. He could turn seriously dangerous

Sluggy,

I am formulating a suitable repsonse. I may be a few days doing it but I think it iwll be accurate and as erudite as ever.

Regards

Originally Posted by Poppy

I hope you have reported him to the police and whichever website he was on - if he locked the door and tried to stop you leaving that constitutes false imprisonment. He could turn seriously dangerous

He's been reported to the relevant place

Originally Posted by CaptainCrab

Marry a crab!!!

Just don't forget to tell your guests to wear tin undies if they're sleeping over.

Originally Posted by filthyphil

Just don't forget to tell your guests to wear tin undies if they're sleeping over.

And then scream and deny handing him a can opener. ;-)