Thread: It's not all Doom and Gloom.

Originally Posted by CRCR

Try telling him that when he grows up and gets married, not to let his dimwitted wife drink so much when heavily pregnant, whilst arrogantly portraying herself as the self-elected mouthpiece of Service wives - 99% of whom would not do something so bloody irresponsible.

Twat.

Would you like to marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring?

Aaaaaaaaand, I'm back off to the naughty step.

On behalf of CRCR, may I give you this? The Osmonds (video) Let Me In - YouTube

Or I'll sing it down the phone to you.

And my tea is a salad THE OSMONDS - Love Me For A Reason (1974) - YouTube

Don't make me hurt you S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT! Bay City Rollers - YouTube

Donny Osmond - Puppy Love - YouTube Bigbird, Beebs and Scoobs, you know what to to do to make it stop.

Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys - YouTube

Sing along now!

Sugababes - Push The Button - YouTube

A big boy made me do this and he then ran away.

AMMM, instead of whoring yourself around the media and this site, shouldn't you be spending time with your children? You have shamelessly exposed your private life with your self centred blogging without caring one jot for your childrens' feelings. Mother, you don't know the meaning of the word.

edited to add for anyone who may be offended by the strong language, I'm only quoting AMMM herself

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to the point as always FMP

Before I say anything I need to say I'm a bit pissed.

Forgotten what I wanted to say now. Pesky Pinot grigio.

Carry on. Can I request 'never gonna break my stride'? Ta.

Old married bird I'm afraid Padme - but bless you for the offer!

Originally Posted by amodernmilitarymother

We have been separated for a year. We already live in different houses. Thanks though - we are having an adults pow wow tonight to think it through. The issue is do we tell him about the trial and what do we say?

If at all possible, leave out the bit about him telling porkies to the rozzers.

Originally Posted by Slugster

Donny Osmond - Puppy Love - YouTube Bigbird, Beebs and Scoobs, you know what to to do to make it stop.

A) its not my forum
and
B) they have plenty of space on the other site to be cocks without infecting over here!

Adele - Rolling In The Deep - YouTube

For the record:

1.) I said I was heavily pregnant when I met them - I did not drink a drop when i was pregnant. It gave me the most horrendous heartburn. I said that we drank together over the years that I lived down the road from them. Funnily enough I was misquoted and this was extract from the trial testimony where I was a witness and not from me.

2.) The Daily Mail - Emily Andrews - and The Telegraph - Victoria Ward - who wrote the pieces and made up information and quotes because I refused to give them any comment as I had agreed an exclusive with The Sun and they wanted to sabotage The Sun's exclusive - it is a tactic. I did not sanction or set up an interview with either of the evil little bitches. They also they use the photo of me without consent and fortunately for me the copyright is owned by a professional photographers who is also going to the photographers press agency and will slap a big fuck off bill there way with surcharges.

3.) I will be writing to PCC and Leveson enquiry to complain about their disgusting behaviour. I will also be complaining about the graphic descriptions used which were gratuitous and unneccessary - plus offensive to under 18s. If this was Tv or Film it would be censored. My friends 15 year old daughter read the articles at school and her mum was appalled by the graphic details the press exposed her daughter to. It was necessary for the courtroom but it wasn't necessary to be published in the papers.

4.) I did EVERYTHING I could to bury this story. We managed to keep it out of the papers for the first two days - it was four day trial. Then I bumped into Chris Issen, coming out of the loo, who was a press association photographer that I worked with very closely when I was managing Mike Golding's Vendee Globe comms campaign in 2004. He asked me what I was doing there and I said I was doing some 'observational court writings for my blog' which he bought then about 10 minutes later over the court tannoy they announced 'can every one for the case against Kai Macnaughton please go to court 2'. So that's when they found out. The MoD then didn't manage to put the appropriate media restrictions on it in time - this could have been watertight and they wouldn't have been able to write even so much as his name. My exclusive with The Sun was a deal that I cut to keep the story small in the paper until after the verdict. This was brokered after the story was live to try and manage the language and keep the essential details out which I did.

No-one really cares you know. I've seen virtually no posts that support you in any way, do you think this is due to your incessant media-centric approach to everything?

You are despised over the road, you'd think you'd realise that your PR skills aren't exactly something to crow about?

Personally I find your self-justification for the Sun exclusive an absurdity.

Finally, given your abysmal track record on Olivenet sites, why do you persist in returning over and over again? That seems to be a symptom of some of the trolls seen on the sites.

Oh, and when are you removing the 'military' from your blog title. You don't really have a reason to keep lowering our reputation by association any more do you?

There would have been nothing to keep quiet about had your husband kept it in his pants. A Crown Court is a public place which invites lay observers, letting everyone see what a dick he's been is the whole point of it.

You've courted the media for years so it's slightly amusing to me to see you getting the shitty end of it. Enjoy the limelight you've earned it.

So far you have blamed everyone else for letting the whole thing get out and that you're going to complain about the lot of them. Maybe just maybe you should have had a conversation with your husband about trying it on with other women?

You really need to be talking to your children rather than spurting things on here, I would have thought that the fact that you've worked in PR whoring for 14 years would mean that you understood that the media don't care what's true what's not, whether they have an exclusive, can 'officially' use a photo or not, they're going to do whatever they can to sell papers - funnily enough that's their job and now that all papers are online too this whole thing isn't going to disappear anytime soon.

In my view you have never been a military mother, you were a military wife, as for the modern part I'd debate that as well.

So, let me get this straight................you've given The Sun (you know, the paper that really kicks up a sh*t storm for or against the forces, depending on their mood), which would mean a fair sum of money would have been agreed (?). You could have refused to have spoken to the media full stop, the fact you opened your mouth to any in the first place, gave them the umpth to make up the rest of the details, when you refused to talk.

Moral of the story here...............loose lips sink ships

Originally Posted by amodernmilitarymother

For the record:

1.) I said I was heavily pregnant when I met them - I did not drink a drop when i was pregnant. It gave me the most horrendous heartburn. I said that we drank together over the years that I lived down the road from them. Funnily enough I was misquoted and this was extract from the trial testimony where I was a witness and not from me.

2.) The Daily Mail - Emily Andrews - and The Telegraph - Victoria Ward - who wrote the pieces and made up information and quotes because I refused to give them any comment as I had agreed an exclusive with The Sun and they wanted to sabotage The Sun's exclusive - it is a tactic. I did not sanction or set up an interview with either of the evil little bitches. They also they use the photo of me without consent and fortunately for me the copyright is owned by a professional photographers who is also going to the photographers press agency and will slap a big fuck off bill there way with surcharges.

3.) I will be writing to PCC and Leveson enquiry to complain about their disgusting behaviour. I will also be complaining about the graphic descriptions used which were gratuitous and unneccessary - plus offensive to under 18s. If this was Tv or Film it would be censored. My friends 15 year old daughter read the articles at school and her mum was appalled by the graphic details the press exposed her daughter to. It was necessary for the courtroom but it wasn't necessary to be published in the papers.

4.) I did EVERYTHING I could to bury this story. We managed to keep it out of the papers for the first two days - it was four day trial. Then I bumped into Chris Issen, coming out of the loo, who was a press association photographer that I worked with very closely when I was managing Mike Golding's Vendee Globe comms campaign in 2004. He asked me what I was doing there and I said I was doing some 'observational court writings for my blog' which he bought then about 10 minutes later over the court tannoy they announced 'can every one for the case against Kai Macnaughton please go to court 2'. So that's when they found out. The MoD then didn't manage to put the appropriate media restrictions on it in time - this could have been watertight and they wouldn't have been able to write even so much as his name. My exclusive with The Sun was a deal that I cut to keep the story small in the paper until after the verdict. This was brokered after the story was live to try and manage the language and keep the essential details out which I did.

Thanks awfully for providing ARRSE with possibly one of the most entertaining threads ever. I urge all members of this forum to go over for a look, you won't be disappointed.