Thread: Exes

Ok, so as this is itch and bitch I expect some good/inventive ideas of how to kill the exh. he has surpassed himself this week, and it looks like I might have to fly to UK to kill the f*ckwit and get my ds back.

Someone in a pub once told me the best way is to use a blunt object but put something like a yellow pages between the blunt object and victim. Apparently it makes it impossible to tell what the weapon was. I should probably spend less time in pubs.

Pigs eat everything

Chest freezer, wood chipper and remote area (after kazzam's suggestion).

its not a way to Kill as such but when I left uni in order to teach my evil flatmates a lesson we did the whole prawns behind the radiators and stilton smeared on the back of the fridge. Oh and beatroot in the washing machine. I like to think they suffered a lot longer than if I had killed them!

In a week or so I'll be able to repay you that favour back... Let me know where and he is likely to be

I liked the Roald Dahl Tales of the Unexpected where some blerk was offed with a frozen leg of lamb, which was then roasted and scoffed, thereby rmoving the murrderrrrr weapon