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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Slugster
    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67
    Quote Originally Posted by MacNaughton
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    correct me if I'm wrong, but the Slug is 5ft 9in and a size 6/8 depending on whether she has had a poo that day or not! She has NO arrse and is not called Flat Eric for nothing! The above whining bag of skin, whatever her name is, is a size 4ish and 5ft 9....that, ladies, does not even qualify as a toothpick, nay it is not even a splinter off a toothpick! It is an empty bag of skin and bones perambulating around on bony little legs with knees wider than thighs! Hardly a sight to make grown men drool!!!!
    Right either nature or nature argument:
    There is three different body types, simplified as fat, thin or muscular, each person can have aspects of all three (i.e.. why one of my best

    friends has a little bit of a tummy but has absolutely fantastically toned legs), my mother was short and very slim, my father has and still is muscular but also very tall, I ended up being tall, slim but still muscular. ("I am not skinny, I'm just small boned...")

    Or, I did ballet from until early age and had to give up when I was 14 after I broke my arm badly in gymnastics. However continued numerous other sports into university age. I swim every day and have done for the last ten years, eat probably more than anyone else here (I mean, obviously not pies everyday or anything overly unhealthy, but I look after my body, and I'd be very worried if I wasn't regular), gym every second day (usually for a class) and play for the university netball team.

    You presume to tell me that I must be a bag of bones because I'm usually a size 6 and quite tall, and I'm the one that is narrow minded?! I'm never ill or anything like that and I love my body, which is more than I can say for a lot of my friends my age. And of course my thighs are bigger than my knees (which is a sign of muscle being eating away by the body for nutrient, which is either caused bad dieting and/or over exercising, i.e.. usually an eating disorder) and believe it or not, I still am curvy for my size, so I still have ass, boobs and a waist, and my fiancé calls me Tiny and loves my shape. I am not bony whatsoever, okay the top of my hip sticks out a lil' but I'm not skeletal.

    And yes, I may have misunderstood the previous point, and it would be nice if shops went by the same general sizing, as it's something to do with women not buying something as it wasn't their ideal size, so the company would make the sizing bigger to increase confidence and thus their profit, as apparently, women get hung up on what size they are, so if they fitted into a size 10, they'd be more chance they would buy it than if they had to get a size 12.

    Also, height generally is accepted by the scientific community to be increasing with each generation, obviously not going to be so in ALL cases, if you want to check that you could probably find numerous reports into that in New-scientist, even BBC news etc, while you're there, you'll probably notice numerous reports into the nations health and also the hundreds of reports into why we are all getting fatter, because as a nation we ARE getting fatter, no point denying it.

    All in all, I now realise that people generally get hacked off when "toothpicks" complain, so it's not just fattism that's a problem in this country either.

    Some of my friends have said they're jealous of my height etc. and they even say they wished they were a lot thinner (er, they're only size 8-12), which I think is silly, afterall, sure you might look like a model/actress/heiress who's half way there to starving herself to death, but you also get a lot of flack from everyone else who gets the luxury of being normal.

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    Jeeeezus...lighten up you sad twat! This is Itch and Bitch if you don't like it feel free to fuck off!!
    What she said. Oh, less for the 5 9 bit, I'm 5 10, you dippy git.

    Anyhoo, back to McNaughton. Lets look at the evidence here:

    Ballet
    Gymnastics
    University
    Netball (I'll forgive her that, but I bet she isn't the goalkeeper)
    Mummy and Daddy

    I'll bet she's never got smashed out of her face on pink wine and voddie, scoffed a kebab with extra chilli and garlic sauce (Oh, and one of them green pickled things that looks like a chilli pepper - why do we eat them when we are pissed)

    I'll bet she's never had to have her mate hold her hair out of her face while she pukes up her stomach contents and then DEMANDED more wine, danced a little bit more then had to be put to bed with a bucket next to her bed in case she chokes on her own vomit.

    I'll bet she's never had a piss in a cubicle in a nightclub bog with 3 of her mates in there with her holding the door because there is no lock (and the "ladies" have got funny shoes on.

    I'll bet she's never snogged another bird in a pub just to get a table (bwahahahahahaha), or took her t-shirt off in *Twickers car park/sleazy pub in Canada/Fleece in Richmond to swap it for one *her mate has bought her/a really cheesy shite shirt worn by a gimp squaddie/just to look at a man's chest (mmm Jamie).

    I'll bet she's never wedgied a bloke for being a tool and worn his pants as a hat.


    In fact, I am willing to bet that it's just not a good evening unless there is Jazz music, a jolly decent Chardonnay, whilst in the company of Araminta, Tarquin and Fergus, after a good day wearing jodphurs and having a picnic in the grounds of Lord Farquar the IV's grandmama's country home.

    20 shiney pee is on it.

    * Delete as applicable.

    Oh, and if you think that I have done ANY of the above, then you had better have the photographic evidence to prove it. I'm a laydie I am.

    Slugster & Pippy xxxxx
    If that last part is true, I've won the fecking jack pot :lol:

    As for the rest, I vaguely remb do the odd one or two.........as for evidence, it may still be up in one of those bus shelters on the Hoe in Plymouth :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Josephine
    Ballet
    Gymnastics
    University
    Netball (I'll forgive her that, but I bet she isn't the goalkeeper)
    Mummy and Daddy

    I'll bet she's never got smashed out of her face on pink wine and voddie, scoffed a kebab with extra chilli and garlic sauce (Oh, and one of them green pickled things that looks like a chilli pepper - why do we eat them when we are pissed)

    I'll bet she's never had to have her mate hold her hair out of her face while she pukes up her stomach contents and then DEMANDED more wine, danced a little bit more then had to be put to bed with a bucket next to her bed in case she chokes on her own vomit.

    I'll bet she's never had a piss in a cubicle in a nightclub bog with 3 of her mates in there with her holding the door because there is no lock (and the "ladies" have got funny shoes on.

    I'll bet she's never snogged another bird in a pub just to get a table (bwahahahahahaha), or took her t-shirt off in *Twickers car park/sleazy pub in Canada/Fleece in Richmond to swap it for one *her mate has bought her/a really cheesy shite shirt worn by a gimp squaddie/just to look at a man's chest (mmm Jamie).

    I'll bet she's never wedgied a bloke for being a tool and worn his pants as a hat.

    Not really, a few rough fresher nights. For the record though, "my mummy and daddy bought me a pony lifestyle" is somewhat misjudged, as my mother died when I almost fifteen and my lovely 'daddy' got a new job which involved travelling a lot outside the Uk to deal with 'his grief' as he thought as a sixteen year old I was old enough to look after myself, which meant I had to grow up pretty quickly but also my father left me to pay my own way in life (and no, there is no magical savings bond for me, unfortunately); so maybe I missed that stage in life where I didn't have to constantly worry about actions and consequences, not that I wouldn't have loved the chance to act quite recklessly but I'm pretty sure this topic was itch and bitch not sob stories.

    I'm actually sorry if I hurt anyone off with my insensitive comments about weight issue etc., I had a pretty horrendous day and felt like a silly rant, and forgot that even online there is consequences - and that's as thrilling as it gets ladies,

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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    Quote Originally Posted by MacNaughton
    Not really, a few rough fresher nights.
    I bet the winter nights just flew by didn't they?

    Was Tarquin a bit squiffy and made a mess in the cloakroom? The bounder.

    As for having a rough day and wanting a rant, come and be me for a day, I dare you.

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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Slugster
    As for having a rough day and wanting a rant, come and be me for a day, I dare you.

    Er, no, it's okay, I know that no matter how bad you think you've got it, there's always someone who's worse off and if you reckon that's you, I believe you, my bad day has all bit faded away with not too many consequences, so I guess it wasn't that bad after all.

    Does anyone have a friend called Tarquin?! 8O Is anyone's parents that cruel? I've not picked out any names yet (only like 6 weeks gone and I want to wait until OH is home as well), but that's one that is getting no where near our list.

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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    It really doesn't matter if any of you are fat or thin, you're all feckin ugly so have bigger things to worry about.

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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    Quote Originally Posted by mingmong
    It really doesn't matter if any of you are fat or thin, you're all feckin ugly so have bigger things to worry about.

    You told me it didn't matter if i was ugly,as long as i have a great personality! 8O

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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    Quote Originally Posted by MacNaughton
    Quote Originally Posted by Slugster
    As for having a rough day and wanting a rant, come and be me for a day, I dare you.

    Er, no, it's okay, I know that no matter how bad you think you've got it, there's always someone who's worse off and if you reckon that's you, I believe you, my bad day has all bit faded away with not too many consequences, so I guess it wasn't that bad after all.

    Does anyone have a friend called Tarquin?! 8O Is anyone's parents that cruel? I've not picked out any names yet (only like 6 weeks gone and I want to wait until OH is home as well), but that's one that is getting no where near our list.
    Oh fuck, she is breeding.

    Stand by your beds.

    Padders, you may have a great personality, but you are German, and our fat bird!

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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    oi piss off...i'm fatter than that runt AND uglier! Ming said so, so there! :x



    jeezus....i wander off for one farking day to watch the rugby and some bloody Kraut is trying to steal my bloody crown! Can't trust any of these bloody scutters!!!
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    Oi,you birdie!!! You and me at the jelly and custard wrestling ring ,tomorrow noon!!!!

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    Re: If you want the Cynics view point.....

    Now i KNOW you're a lightweight! You'd waste food!!!!!
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