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About LinkBacksladies, ladies form a queue and keep the noise down. I will make my selection later.
ladies, ladies form a queue and keep the noise down. I will make my selection later.
I have a face you know! Stop glaring at my maooshive tits and use your mouth for what it's for, talking. Not f*cking hard...............or is it?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Fecks sake you're a 4x4 single parent yet manage to have every latest gadget thats ever been made, get your self pampered on a weekly basis, have stunning overseas holidays and also have every weekend on the piss!!
Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".
Stop ******* whinging about your timetable. You have two half days instead of one whole day - I told you this in July - did you really think I was going to go and change the entire thing to accommodate you?????
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1825 days to go doo dah doo dah
Carpe Diem
"Wit is educated insolence."
he's 26 not 16 anymore!!!!!!!!! :@ for fuck sake, we have our own life as adults, let go, and let hm have his own fucking life!!!! do you want to know what colour my shit was today aswell? fuckin inlaws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@
dont care about what other people think, there will always be people who will want to see you fail because they can't succeed
Total bollocks, he got binned because he's a wanker!
Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".
I have sent you nice parcels and I want to put it as my status but i don't want you to know they are coming. Also I lost 7lbs!! but again I don't want you to know because you worry like crazy!
All the cool kids have a signature but I have nothing witty or profound to say.
will live where she sodding well wants to live and will buy whatever she wants to buy, and will help her husband in any way she can. If you don't like it sod off
Carpe Diem
"Wit is educated insolence."
My daughter goes to a specialIST school, not a special school!!!! As a teacher if you can't tell the difference gawd 'elp us! Now pee off!
Can't wait to get Mr P back in 2 days time, I am going to strip him naked and keep him as my personal sex slave for the 2wks!!! and just thinking do i get the dyson out to get rid of the cobwebs...!!!???
Erm, why do you insist on putting lyrics from songs as a status everyday!!??? the mind boggles...
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Miss Pushkin;133829]Can't wait to get Mr P back in 2 days time, I am going to strip him naked and keep him as my personal sex slave for the 2wks!!! and just thinking do i get the dyson out to get rid of the cobwebs...!!!???[/QUOTE]
My bold - No, it adds to the effect!
Carpe Diem
"Wit is educated insolence."
Oh FFS, I have a dry sense of humour. Read it again, dumb ass.
I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning
You are all a bunch of incestuous, two-faced pissheads. I can feel a FB friend cull coming on.
325 days motherf**ker!!!!!! wooooohooooooooooooo
You're complaining about the fact that you can't complain?!?!?! WTF????? To be honest you sound more like a 12 yr old at school rather than a 40 odd yr old woman - grow up get a grip and for god's sake SHUT UP
Piss off I say what I want - only way to stop me would be to gag me and then I will kick, shriek and scratch until you understand my point.
Heaven wont have me, hell is scared I'll take over. Time for the pub!
On the move this weekend. Not sure yet where I'm going or when I'll get there.....hope theres enough vodka in the car.
If you can't have a healthy debate about politics (which lets face it neither of us are in any way qualified to do so) without resorting to foul language and insults, then F*CK off. I listened to your opinions no matter how naive and ill informed they are! Yet when I retort with facts you tell me to f*ck off!
I won't even mention the fact that you are an illiterate c*ke addled, pot head, and couldn't form an intelligent opinion if it came with tools and an instruction manual!
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