Is anyone going to start a thread about it, or will we get our legs slapped?
Truth
Behind The Username
"You're just like an itch that I'd love to scratch… with a fucking chainsaw."
You're not allowed to correct speelung round these parts. Beebs'll 'ave you.
Mine would contain messages to myfamily who I love to pieces, but could still do with being told a few home truths, here goes:
To my niece - Stop reading out my status updates and messages of support for a certain Regt out to my Mum, who has now accused me of being a 'stalker'.
To 'flakey', and no, that's not her real name - stop passing on erroneous information, which you know will cause upset, with such malicious satisfaction.
To everyone who keeps sending me stupid fricking requests in games such as cityville, I have more important things to worry about than whether you can or cannot complete your latest level!!
I could go on......
it is surprising , even tho it shouldn't , how nasty and selfabsorbed some women can be . how they can treat their fellows with such hatred even tho they have done nothing but help, and how when a person is down , they still don't stop to kicking, in times like these we should help each other and not destroy each other........i won't be nice anymore ......be afraid
Hmmmm so many......
I don't give flying chuff that your little darlings are ill again and need 'mummy cuddles' - get on with it!!
Why only update your status when you want attention 'oh I'm so low' 'I'm in so much pain' etc etc cue gullible retards asking 'oh what's up Hun?' etc etc
People who check in when they are at a hospital again trying to get attention.
I could go on.....
People who post pictures of a meal they are eating every single day
Chaos, panic, disorder, my work here is done!
Look - you were pregnant for four years and were the first person ever to have a baby and you've been spamming FB with every minute detail of the wedding for the last year - just get on with it woman!!
Thought of some more:
If you want details for certain establishments, freaking go and look it up yourself, instead of posting it as your status, so that other poor saps, end up doing the leg work for you.
Just because I choose to buy military charity wristbands, and I am not a membern of the Armed Forces, that does not make me a stalker!
Just because I have an opinion, and it doesn't happen to match your own, does not nessarily mean that it's the wrong one!
You will never understand how I feel about him, so don't even try to psycho-analyze it, biatch!
This really, really gets on my nerves about FB.
When people post a status that says "Can't believe that has just happened" or "We are all really unhappy in our house tonight", and then of course everyone starts asking "Why? What on earth has happened". Normally about four people will ask before the OP will post again only addressing perhaps the last person who posted and says "I will inbox you as it is private". What the feck is the point of the original post then?
Seriously, it drives me completely bananas.
TLC x