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    Senior Member charlie_five's Avatar
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    I absolutely love the bones of my other half and I want to tell the world about how amazing he is and how he totally floored me on Valentine's Day. But I don't feel as if I can because my two closest friends are both battling massive issues and so don't want to hear me gush about how happy I am.
    I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning

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    Where are you? Worried sick about you. You're supposed to be home around now. (Can't put on Facebook because his sister will worry sick).
    viros non paenitet


    "Wit is educated insolence."

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    Just when you have stopped being my first and last thought of the day and then you message me to say...

    I am sorry I hurt you, I miss you. You are an amazing genuine lovely person, you've got a heart of gold, your are just lovely. And I admit I'm a complete knob!!


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    oh Lord! saw ex boyfriend today - when did he get so old???? was saying something about having to have gluten free menu and wittering on about bowels (boring! - and old......) then when did he get so mean?asked if I knew how much bottle of wine I ordered cost-well yes - and I was paying for said bottle of wine so what? I said about 20 (was 18.50) I don't often go out let alone eat out so when I do I certainly won't skimp


    well rid !!!!!!!!

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    I know I made a mistake. I am so sorry. Please don't just bolt without talking.
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    "Wit is educated insolence."

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    I can't say it out loud but I have developed a new Accident and Sickness product that pays out regardless of whether you get paid elsewhere or not and the insurance company have put it into place. It even covers professional sports people whilst they are doing their pursuit. So excited that next week I'll be able to sell it.
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    Do not attempt to pretend your contacting me was anything but a very thinly veiled attempted of a booty call!!


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    The usual . I offered to do it as long as we started 6 months ago. Now I have three weeks to my own deadline, you remember and left me no time to even farm it out to alternatives......
    Biddy, 2nd Class

    The way to a man's heart is through his stomach - especially if you put enough digitalis in his tea.



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    You utter dickhead .... you anonymously call the police because you believe I have let my 15 year old son ride my partners RSVR Mille (1000cc motorcycle) out today. Are you completely nuts? He hasn't even done his CBT, and is only 15!!!!!! If you had bothered to look you would notice that there was pink on the jacket, and that the person on the bike was significantly shorter and skinnier than my son, and oh yes, it was ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Who happens to have a full bike licence and be insured through Hastings Direct on the bike.

    This is now the third time you have wasted police time calling them to our house in the last three months. Get a fucking life you complete imbecile.
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    Under threat of having the entire first year of my PHD be wasted time, I have now resorted to prostituting my research on Facebook. No one ever mentioned how much of professional academic research was shameless self promotion.

    I picked the wrong month to go on a health kick and cut out alcohol.

    PS. If I have you on Facebook, please share it. Life feels a bit shite right now and if the PHD fails I might just loose it
    I don't pretend to be anything I'm not...except sober, I've pretended to be sober a few times.

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    Oh husband, my first night out with the girls in almost two years and I was home at a reasonable time. I've got up to the baby in the night so please explain why at 6.30am you're the one sleeping in whilst I'm downstairs watching teletubbies. Everytime you've gone out I've got up with her and made you a tea. I will not be doing that next time!

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