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    I absolutely love the bones of my other half and I want to tell the world about how amazing he is and how he totally floored me on Valentine's Day. But I don't feel as if I can because my two closest friends are both battling massive issues and so don't want to hear me gush about how happy I am.
    I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning

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    Where are you? Worried sick about you. You're supposed to be home around now. (Can't put on Facebook because his sister will worry sick).
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    "Wit is educated insolence."

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    Just when you have stopped being my first and last thought of the day and then you message me to say...

    I am sorry I hurt you, I miss you. You are an amazing genuine lovely person, you've got a heart of gold, your are just lovely. And I admit I'm a complete knob!!


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    oh Lord! saw ex boyfriend today - when did he get so old???? was saying something about having to have gluten free menu and wittering on about bowels (boring! - and old......) then when did he get so mean?asked if I knew how much bottle of wine I ordered cost-well yes - and I was paying for said bottle of wine so what? I said about £20 (was £18.50) I don't often go out let alone eat out so when I do I certainly won't skimp


    well rid !!!!!!!!

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    I know I made a mistake. I am so sorry. Please don't just bolt without talking.
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    I can't say it out loud but I have developed a new Accident and Sickness product that pays out regardless of whether you get paid elsewhere or not and the insurance company have put it into place. It even covers professional sports people whilst they are doing their pursuit. So excited that next week I'll be able to sell it.
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    Do not attempt to pretend your contacting me was anything but a very thinly veiled attempted of a booty call!!


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    The usual . I offered to do it as long as we started 6 months ago. Now I have three weeks to my own deadline, you remember and left me no time to even farm it out to alternatives......
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    You utter dickhead .... you anonymously call the police because you believe I have let my 15 year old son ride my partners RSVR Mille (1000cc motorcycle) out today. Are you completely nuts? He hasn't even done his CBT, and is only 15!!!!!! If you had bothered to look you would notice that there was pink on the jacket, and that the person on the bike was significantly shorter and skinnier than my son, and oh yes, it was ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Who happens to have a full bike licence and be insured through Hastings Direct on the bike.

    This is now the third time you have wasted police time calling them to our house in the last three months. Get a fucking life you complete imbecile.
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    Under threat of having the entire first year of my PHD be wasted time, I have now resorted to prostituting my research on Facebook. No one ever mentioned how much of professional academic research was shameless self promotion.

    I picked the wrong month to go on a health kick and cut out alcohol.

    PS. If I have you on Facebook, please share it. Life feels a bit shite right now and if the PHD fails I might just loose it
    I don't pretend to be anything I'm not...except sober, I've pretended to be sober a few times.

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    Oh husband, my first night out with the girls in almost two years and I was home at a reasonable time. I've got up to the baby in the night so please explain why at 6.30am you're the one sleeping in whilst I'm downstairs watching teletubbies. Everytime you've gone out I've got up with her and made you a tea. I will not be doing that next time!

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    I have met many a prick in my time, but you sir are a fucking cactus.
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    When your customers can say with a straight face that Trump is light years better than Obama because he's not lying or destroying the country. That having downsized from 3 to 2 houses means they had to pick which of the 7 cars to sell and that the vintage rolex collection were simply to expensive to insure at home...... Followed by what's a parfait, and can we get the steak with extra chips. Nope no words.


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    Just spent the last half hour reading the same paragraph. Too sleepy for working on a Saturday but I'm logging the hours regardless!

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    My absolute favourite thing in the whole wide world is when my fucking incompetent university doesn't bother to arrange cover for essential admin functions like e-signatures for ethics applications. I just love it when they don't bother to do their job, and leave me another week delayed on a project that is already 3 months behind schedule (where 8 weeks of that delay can be fully attributed to delays in THEIR internal ethics procedures). I also love having a supervisor who retired early despite promising he wouldn't, so I have to call his home phone and apologise to his wife for ruining their 'holidays' together every time I need him to sign something because the fucking Univeristy won't assign me a new supervisor (probably because there is no one else who has any background in acute medicine or patient safety at this piece of shit school)

    Oh yes, I just love my Uni
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    Sometimes I wish you'd stop moaning and get on with it.
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    The man flu is so bad Mr dizzy came home early to look after mini dizzy as he didn't think I was capable. Must recover, downside of flexible working is its almost impossible to call in sick!

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    Two friends passed within 5 hours of each other and Dad is believed to have cancer. Winnee of a week! On top of that the funerals are not until August and I can't go to one because of the other 😢
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    Stupid things I have read today:

    Omg, perfect moms/parents annoy me. Telling me that nits are going round and I need to check my boys weekly. Sorry but I had lads, it isn't something I think about.

    *posts article about "101 yr old woman having a baby" but doesn't bother to read even the top comment stating it is an old story about several generations*

    Both of these from the same person. 🙄

    How do people function every day being that gullible and dim?
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