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    has anyone heard from him lately? All I've been getting the last few days is whinging about his accident and how much of a princess he is about it.
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    what accident? is he ok? I haven't seen him post for ages

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    Came off his motorbike. Done his pelvis, knee and wrist 🤕
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    Maybe he needs a headdobber to communicate, poor soul can't even wank.
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    I feel a strange, odd sensation deep in my core. The Wikipedia entry suggests that it may be the emotion 'pity'. I am sure there is medication for it.

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    Ha fucking HA!

    Some docile twat, (probably a woman) over filled their diesel tank and as they went round the curve on a roundabout dumped some on the road.

    Quincequontly the mighty sittingstress pops along, hits the fuel and bike slides out from under him trapping him by the right knee. Bike slides and spins using said knee as a point of rotation, only slowing when head smacks the kerb. Final position on the pavement of a bridge just shy of disappearing over the edge onto the dual carriageway below, trapped under bike. Net result, cracked pelvis, broken wrist, shagged knee and all sorts of soft tissue bruising/damage.

    To add insult to injury the drugs gave me very vivid dreams and first night at home I fell out of bed trapping my good arm in the quilt and twisting the muscles and tendons in the shoulder. For best effect I landed on the bust side of my hip too.

    Laugh all you want, I am at home for a minimum of 6-8 weeks and then rehab. Paid. BORED already.
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    Yeah he found his headdobber
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    Quote Originally Posted by padme View Post
    Yeah he found his headdobber
    Kiss my septic love stump.
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    What your dick was jammed underneath the bike aswell, or did it have enough and jumped over the edge???
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    Stressy, honestly, "diesel spillage". Admit it, you got over excited by the sight of a 50-stone male trucker, spaffed all over the place and lost control of your bike

    *on a proper note, I really hope you heal well, matey*
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    What is it with you vintage bikers? After sliding under, around or over things, once you get put back together you are beyond-incorrible.

    If you are under doctor's orders for that long you'll need a good read - preferably a long series to really get your teeth into so you don't have too much variation fuelling more over-bright dreaming good painkillers provide. Mills and Boon have published a huge range of very, very similar books and I am sure we can help you with the big words when you get stuck.
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    I refer you you to Arkell v. Pressdram 1971. (The less well read amongst you will need to Google it.)
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    I did the google-fu being as what I often forget the clever things I am told over whaite waine. I prefer the 'it's not cannibalism if it's the cabin boy' ones - but that's what comes of being a shallow being.

    Anyway, having listened to those who ladies here wiv da knowledges, I not only remembered to avoid red diesel but used poundland rubber gloves and burnt them in another county: the clever bit was driving while pouring it out of the passenger window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Pepperpot View Post
    I did the google-fu being as what I often forget the clever things I am told over whaite waine. I prefer the 'it's not cannibalism if it's the cabin boy' ones - but that's what comes of being a shallow being.

    Anyway, having listened to those who ladies here wiv da knowledges, I not only remembered to avoid red diesel but used poundland rubber gloves and burnt them in another county: the clever bit was driving while pouring it out of the passenger window.
    Are you smoking crack?

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    You wish.

    Caffeine.

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    After heroically bearing a not insignificant amount of pain for 2 weeks relented and went to hospital yesterday. It would appear A & E missed the broken scapula. Clean through and apparent even to my untrained eye. Scan booked to see if the rotator cuff is torn.

    Padders, my wrist will heal and it is my left shoulder so all gentlemanly activities can resume at some point. 😉

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    surely you had a chest X-ray on admission? They should've been actively LOOKING for scapular fractures after a high speed impact like that!!!
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    I only work at an orthopaedic surgeons office , and not allowed at see through machines , but even I know you shold have had a xray

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    PS:let me know when you're heeled I send you some boobies

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    surely you had a chest X-ray on admission? They should've been actively LOOKING for scapular fractures after a high speed impact like that!!!
    Nope nothing. I was strapped to a spinal board for a few hours and was only taken off when I started to create a row. I was in tatters from that and the ambo dudes were clearly annoyed too.

    I moaned that my hips, shoulders, wrist, elbows, knees and ankles all hurt. I was given a man's portion of morphine so it all went a bit wonky then. Now I have had a fair few bashes that need morphine to go in so I know what it does to me. Believe it or not I turn into an incredibly blunt talking, snotty git with an attitude I really do and it is quite funny to watch.

    After a serious bout of complaining that nothing was getting done I had my pelvis x-rayed and that was that.

    I was booted out the following evening with a crutch and no TTO's. I moaned again and was given a few to tide me over. All in all not a particularly satisfactory experience. Letter to PALS is being drafted.

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