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Discuss Fridge Warnings in Healthy Eating on Rear Party; In an attempt to remind myself not to scoff the contents of the fridge and stick to my calorie quota, I am looking for some phrases/words of wisdom to put on my fridge. I don't ...
  
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    Fridge Warnings

    In an attempt to remind myself not to scoff the contents of the fridge and stick to my calorie quota, I am looking for some phrases/words of wisdom to put on my fridge.
    I don't really want too much fluff so thought I'd ask you straight talking people.

    So far a friend has suggested "if you open the fridge the grim reaper will pull your pants down"

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    ooo i like this. i once asked mr d not to let me scoff food all day and when i went for a biscuit he said "if you eat that a puppy will shed a little tear" i just stopped dead1 it hurt so much (I STIll had the biccie though)
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    When I was at WeightWatchers a few years ago, I remember hearing the phrase:

    "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"

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    If you eat/open this a further dimple will arrive on the bum/legs/hips!!!!!!!! Works a treat for me lol
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    I have a picture of me in my mid-20's looking super slim. It's there as a way of stopping me scoffing the chocolate. It doesn't work, it just makes me depressed and I open the fridge and scoff the chocolate. I think I ought to move it.
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    I have just heard my OH's thick Glaswegian voice in my head shouting "back off, fatty!"

    It's so blunt a message, it may just work....
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    Maybe that would work the opposite way round. Photoshop a picture of you to turn you into twice the size you are then whack that on the fridge!
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    I had a ceramic biscuit barrel that 'oinked' whenever you took the lid off!!

    "more people die in the UK from too MUCH dinner than too little"
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    Thanks all, some very good ones which I shall use.

    Mr S suggested "put it back fatty" which is blunt and to the point like Mr WR.

    I sadly already have a few fat spanner pictures, from few years ago so might put them on as a warning too!

    If I can work it out will post a pic of my fridge door!

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    lard should be in the fridge , not looking in
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    Not quite so funny, but its what was going through my head as I was losing weight:

    'Do you really NEED the food you are about to reach for?'
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    Here is my fridge complete with some of your words of wisdom.
    Thanks all.
    Hope the picture works!
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    Brilliant...would definitely make me think twice!
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