Well with the holidays and snow shutting down the school!! Im so not used to the 5:50 am starts now! Im shattered and want my bed! Although i am glad theyre out of the house (finally) because i can give it a good clean!!Mother arriving tonight and will do her routine run of the finger all over my surfaces before she settles in!! God and shes bringing a joint ov pork (TO GIVE ME A GOOD MEAL) As im incapable of feeding myself!! So spending all day cleaning my kitchen for my mum to arrive, inspect and wreck with her cooking a roast!! Bless her i dont even like pork? Hahahahaha but at least the cherubs are off my hands for a bit!!

Originally Posted by Gavsgal

Mother arriving tonight and will do her routine run of the finger all over my surfaces before she settles in!!

Put a thin layer of cat shit over everything she's likely to run her finger over - it'll encourage her not to do so again!