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    every girl's nightmare

    Wedding fever for Keira! Knightley plays bridesmaid at her brother's ceremony | Mail Online

    i can't decide which is worse - being a bride with Keira Knightley as bridesmaid or being fellow bridesmaid with her?

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    Probably being bridesmaid with her - then again I think most of us semi sane folks would think - Ohhh look we don't look like a bag of bones in our frock

    *not in the slightest bit jealous of the skinny cow*


    In fact sod the dresses and the skinny mare - I'm drooling looking at that cake!
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    I loved the wedding dress, it was gorgeous.

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    Hmm does Kiera Knightley actually have any boobs?
    That cake looks lush though!
    "Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion"

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    please someone tell me the bride didnt design the dress herself !. yes its nice but it didnt fit her properly and why do some women choose material that creases ? diana was the same, thats why after she stuffed her dress into a car it looked like crap. i dont get it, a wedding dress is meant to be worn all day, so why not go with a material that holds its shape. and what the hell is with the darts around her boobs ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Special_Tree View Post
    Hmm does Kiera Knightley actually have any boobs?
    That cake looks lush though!
    i remember seeing her in "Atomenent" in a beautiful green evening dress and thinking that she was rather flat up top, poor girl - i would love the dress though..........(dam - can't attach pic of the dress I am lusting after)
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    Take consolation ladies from the fact in life she's not actually a very nice person. I know some stunt guys who worked with her on a movie- they didn't like her at all.

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    Never mind Keira, what a bunch of misfit those guys in kilts were! Obviously the tailor had lost his measuring tape that day.

    Anyway, what are you lot complaining about, it could have been the other KK - Kerry Katona!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auld_Yin View Post
    Never mind Keira, what a bunch of misfit those guys in kilts were! Obviously the tailor had lost his measuring tape that day.

    Anyway, what are you lot complaining about, it could have been the other KK - Kerry Katona!!!!!!!!!!
    At least she'd have given us something to giggle at....as she falls face first in to the cake
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    Quote Originally Posted by Special_Tree View Post
    Hmm does Kiera Knightley actually have any boobs?
    That cake looks lush though!
    Me thoughts exactly, I liked the bride's dress but I think the neckline didn't suit her but hey.


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    Back in my younger days I was built like Kiera, no tits, no hips no fucking shape at all, and then I got to 35 yrs of age got fat and now have tits and hips!

    I met Kiera when she was doing the first PoC film she came along to a lunch with Jack Davenport we all got sozzled together and I thought she was a great laugh!
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    I don't know where to start. She has sweat marks under her arms - has she not heard of anti-perspirant? As for the bride, it's reassuring to see that even slim girls suffer with "back fat" when it comes to badly fitting underwear and wearing clothes that are slightly too small for us. I feel sorry for the other bridesmaid in the photo when the groom was behind her - not exactly the most flattering shot was it.

    I can see what the bride was aiming for, just a shame she didn't have the 3 M's - a Mum, a Mate and a Mirror!!
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    I really like the shape of the dress but it definitely would be suited better to someone with at least something up top. Gorgeous colour, too.

    The bride's dress is definitely growing on me. I think the neckline's a "bit" high but each to their own. I certainly wouldn't have loved having K as my bridesmaid though...yikes!

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    Like the shape of the bottom half of the bride's dress - but the top half?! Very frumpy (says me who likes her rack on show - making the most and all that!) Cake does look lovely....!
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    Gorgeous colour bridesmaid dresses. I really like the shape of the bride's dress too (though agree that the top is a bit high - and that's from someone who hides her bosom as much as possible! Apart from with the OH of course ), but it is a bit of a shame it wasn't altered to fit her a bit better. Guessing it was a 'vintage' find?

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    Love her dress. Think it would have looked better with boobs though. Wasn't so keen on the top half of the bride's but each to their own. Cake looked very calorie free :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy View Post
    i remember seeing her in "Atomenent" in a beautiful green evening dress and thinking that she was rather flat up top, poor girl - i would love the dress though..........(dam - can't attach pic of the dress I am lusting after)
    I had this very dress for my wedding dress...to be honest I only have small boobs, but they did ruin the line of the frock somewhat!
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    I don't know why but when I first looked at the photo of the Bride I sort of assumed the dress was vintage dress from the 1950's, although after having another look I can understand the comments about ill-fitting underwear. What a shame as it really spoils the lines of the dress.

    Keira looks stunning, I love the BMs dresses, anyone know where they are from? x

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