Thread: Wills and Kate

BBC News - Prince William to marry Kate Middleton next year

Extra Bank Holiday?? Please please please!

Also they call her a "forces wife" Go on which one of you is kate???

Just seen it on tinterweb, how exciting!!!

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I was wondering whether that means we will all get a day off! It would be good!

Similar name but I am not Kate, mores the pity...can you imagine decking out that MQ!

Imagine having them as your neighbour?

For some reason, I don't think the pads round here would be good enough for Royalty!

I'm interested to know who is paying for this wedding....it better not be me!

ST it will be you! all on your lonesome! best get the mortgage sorted

I think its lovely, bout time too!!

Originally Posted by dizzy.chick

ST it will be you! all on your lonesome! best get the mortgage sorted

Either that or they'll take a leaf out of the MP's books and claim it back on expenses...

Originally Posted by Kayleigh

Imagine having them as your neighbour?

For some reason, I don't think the pads round here would be good enough for Royalty!

Some of the 'wife ofs' round my way consider themselves waaaay above Royalty. Saucer of milk please.

Originally Posted by bodger

Some of the 'wife ofs' round my way consider themselves waaaay above Royalty. Saucer of milk please.

Can I have one too...there are more than a few here who seem to think the same, while smoking like chimneys and popping out chav sprogs every 11 months or so.

Originally Posted by dizzy.chick

ST it will be you! all on your lonesome! best get the mortgage sorted

They're shit out of luck then...registry office and a few sausage rolls it is then!

If she really wants to be a forces wife shouldnt it be a service chapel- Naffi reception jobby?

I wonder how they'll fare with trying to bag themselves a quarter (as if that's ever likely to happen!). Anyway, if it did, would HIC stick to the rules about 'entitlement's? Can you imagine the future King of England in a damp and dingy quarter?! Would they too have the pleasure of someone from MODern coming out to look at the dodgy boiler, listen to the workshy cowboy suck the air through his teeth, shaking his head and bugger off into the ether never to be seen again? Will the letter to Lizzie asking permission to marry satisfy the CO? And will they get reggie place mats for a wedding present from his Unit just like the rest of us mere mortals? More importantly, is Kate planning her Pampered Chef evenings even as we speak?!

I have so many questions!!

good on them!

Funny story involving prince william, me at 15 and a party in eton college................I was a ditz!

Bodge - so many questions indeed, but I bet you just want invited around to see if they get magnolia walls and non-matching carpets, too

I want to be at the march in when they open the grill and discover 6 month old bacon stuck to the grill pan and porridge super glued onto the radiators (not forgetting the blutack painted over with magnolia)!

I can just imagine them asking for the house next door for the CP guys and getting a prod in the chest by the HIC bod chanting 'no. you. can't. have. that. you're. not. entitled.'

Much as I love a good Royal Wedding, I have to say I was bored with all the press speculation about when they might announce before - I can't believe what it's going to be like now!!

Bout fecking time although I shall be busy I suspect!! Good luck to the pair of them. SFA???? I very much doubt it but then again, they are fairly normal so shy not? Also if it's behind the wire it'll be pretty safe.

White??? After all the lady aint pure? I'd love to see her in a colour - can you imagine the establishment's faces? Totally priceless!!

I'm Spartacus!!

I'm not Kate, I mean