Thread: Shrek and the prostitute

Honestly...who gives a sh!t anyway?

I, for one, really do not.

Do I care about their marriage - absolutely not.
Do I care that footballers are seen by millions of kids as role models? Yes I do.
Do I care that another celebrity sex scandal is being used by the media to mask and blank out other newsworthy media (fire, famine, flood overlooked as some tart takes cock for money and 15 minutes of fame) Totally.
Do I care that in actual fact this whole sordid tale will be used by PR agents by each of the parties involved for absolute yonks? No.

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Originally Posted by hankypanky

Do I care that footballers are seen by millions of kids as role models? Yes I do.

I'm glad you wrote that bit - up until then I had no idea who Shrek was...I was thinking of a kids cartoon...or possibly my ex husband, which I suppose answers the question....no I don't care!

He's a complete idiot.

If it was a one off, then he and wifey could probably patch things up. But it isn't (if you believe everything you read in the papers - added for liable!) so off to the divorce court they go.

What sort of role model is he to his son, let alone young football fans?

Apparently, his goal during the week was the first time he'd scored for England for a year. That in itself should be good enough reason to bin him.

What upsets me most is that so many little girls are growing up wanted to the 'WAGs"... And so many "WAGs" - with the exception of Cheryl Cole are letting their scumbag husbands walk all over them.

It gives totally the wrong impression to both girls and boys who see these people as role models.

I couldnt really give a hoot about the personal lives of footballers - but a lot of people apparently do - and that is the more worrying thing.

Originally Posted by moomin

What upsets me most is that so many little girls are growing up wanted to the 'WAGs"... And so many "WAGs" - with the exception of Cheryl Cole are letting their scumbag husbands walk all over them.

It gives totally the wrong impression to both girls and boys who see these people as role models.

I couldnt really give a hoot about the personal lives of footballers - but a lot of people apparently do - and that is the more worrying thing.

Seconded!

I am of the opinion that ol Coleen knew all about ol Shrek's shenanigan's and is pished orf that media got hold of it.

Cheryl Cole is a skanky chav from the North East, she lamped a black girl and as not to be seen to be racist had to marry a black lad who was getting accused of being gay....

For all the stories that the media get hold of you can bet that there are a few that never make the headlines!

Begs the question if it did come to divorce, how much of Shrek's millions would Colleen get?

Does she owe her fame to being a WAG and could claim loss of income?

I've just realised that was a really shallow thought...

It's patheitc, I don't know why people who know full well they are in the public eye 95% of time can't just behave, don't even get me started on Katie Price!

But in generall couldn't really give two shites, people get cheated on all the time, just because they are celebs doesn't make them special. It's like when people cry when celebs die, It does my head in, would Micheal Jackson of cried when you died? No so man the fuck up!

To be fair, Shrek is a fecking mong anyway!

How gutted am I after shouting at the TV during the world cup that Shrek couldn't even score in a brothel, how stupid do I look now!

I think the funniest thing about this was 'Juicy Jeni' saying the sex was boring.

Ummm... love, he paid you for it. You're one step up from him having a w*nk. Somehow, I don't think your enjoyment was too high on his list of priorities.

Tell you what though, Cheryl Cole, in my opinion, got it right on this one. One chance then she gave Ashley the boot. Better than most of the slags, um, I mean WAGS, who let's face it aren't too far removed from 'Juicy Jeni'.

I tell you what, if I ever found out my OH had cheated on me (let alone with a hooker when I was pregnant) there wouldn't be any second chances.

Well, all I hear in my head when reading anything like this is Kerching, Kerching, Kerching.

Its all so gross and vulgar :cry:

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She should take the advice of the song in the Littlewoods advert.

Personally, can't stand the scab. He hasn't got anywhere near enough money to pay me to sleep with him. If she stays with him, then she deserves all she gets I'm afraid. What a great role model they both are *shakes head*

Apparently there's a shock news report today stating a footballer has slept with his WIFE!!! Bloody scandalous

Personally I can not believe this story about two scousers and the tabloids have resisted using the following headline:-

" I do ho's though, don't I d'oh "

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hehe HP.

I have to say i usually think what bloody idiots they are but the Rooneys are slightly different to me. She was what about 15 when he hit the headlines and they were already together. I still remember the pic of her in her school uniform in the papers.
A lot of these so called WAGS go out looking for a footballer to up their street cred and make a career off the back of them so I am limited in sympathy but Colleen and Wayne were childhood sweethearts so i do feel quite a bit of sympathy for her. Especially to find out he was at it while she was pregnant with their son. He has publically humiliated her and i guess what makes it even worse is that she is the looker while he is the dirty grotbag that has to pay for sex and he has still done the dirty on her.
I sincerely hope she has the sense and the self worth to tell him exactly where to go especially if the reports that he broke the news to her in a text along with the words 'its no big deal' are true