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Day 5 - it’s Friday. I think. In fact, no one seemed to know what day it was today, and the only person that had any excuse was the man lying in a bed in a hospital who was more concerned that the giant doctor had gone (without his tea bag…?) and could see that it was windy (it wasn’t) just by looking at a blue sky.

Been a strange one today - I feel like I’ve been walking around in a bubble - which wasn’t helped by a rude awakening by a rude person: a non-relative who I have to call ...

Just another day… (no singing please. The cheesy-related track of the early 90s was not meant to spring into my mind as I typed that and now it’s stuck in my head. Wonderful. Jon Sicada you have a LOT to answer for you numpty. I hope it provokes angst-y mutters from a few and becomes the latest “I know a song that‘ll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves…” for someone )
Was SO chuffed with myself today - still on a high from The Call from last night, apparently - until ...

Right. I'm in a sodding McDonald's (probably my most hated of all the chain shops/restaurants in the world, ever) but it has a hot spot so here goes. Updates

Data log : Day 4

Made it to Scotland in fairly decent time. The rain falls mainly in the Lakes, as the saying goes, and mist, fog and low cloud were the order of the day. Wish I had two windscreen wipers that worked properly, instead of one with a persistent squeak. Sounded like a dead mouse being battered across ...

As usual, sleep deprivation has set in. Was up to stupid o'clock and fell asleep on the couch - not the comfiest idea - but eventually made it up to bed around 6am. Note to self: stop sitting up on the couch with the laptop, take it to bed instead!

Had fabulously wierd dreams about being an RAF pilot (ok, that should read "nightmares" but am too tired to go back and delete it ) and other non-related issues. Won't go into it on here in case someone decides to start analysing ...

Hm. Well, was supposed to be leaving to head to the land of the frozen haggis this morning and that's gone up the sh..ter, thanks to a certain incompetent and , frankly, totally deaf claims company on behalf of the student loan agency. I have to admit that my normally sunny disposition and rule of "being polite to the poor call centre people" went flying out of the window on the back of a turd as I have HAD ENOUGH!

If I have to repeat myself once more, I think I may just ...