For military wives, girfriends, partners and family

IT WAS OUR CHOICE!!!

If they had gone with the state system they would have attended 4 Senior schools by now, very responsible parenting???
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Mimi: "I'm a fat f*ck. I'm a f*cking fat f*cker".

Will this child hurry up already....fed up now, and in pain

Well here's to me general dogsbody!!!, cook, cleaner, laundry maid can't even put sex slave as that's died off this past two weeks am just about p***ed off now, all I ask is the occassional, thanks, well done, you look nice today, peck on the cheek thing. Oh but I forget he is a man and the three things I call monsters don't do things like that do they!!!!! pffffffff deep breath, smile,

All I wanted to know was how much your inclusive gym membership was. How fecking difficult is it to answer the question???! And you want my money??? Two people later and someone has to phone me back and you think I am going to join?
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Bring out the big guns! www.greenflash.org.uk

feeling sick

Grrrr yes of course I can pick my son up from school...I have no car, horrendous sciatica, am 38 + 4 pregnant and the ice is 4 inches thick on the pavement outside...ffs get a grip. He has toothache which the dentist will deal with tonight.

Husband who "put away" my gloves in a place I NEVER put them so I can't find them making me leave home late to go to work...

Freezing weather having really bad affect on my lungs while manicly cycling to work in order to get there on time (as I know that my MRI buddy will be coming in at 9 so I have to start the program alone), so get to work (ever-so-slightly) late and trying to stave off an asthma attack...

To be confronted by boss (at 08:02) that I had "better hurry up as your first patient is here and you're the only MRI radiographer present until 9am" (yup - knew that)...

That little bit of stress tipping me over the edge so I actually HAVE the asthma attack I was trying to avoid!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!
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Three steps forward and four back. All praise on the one hand, then another part of the organisation thinks "no wait, that's too simple". Left hand has never spoken to right and therefore all my hard work for what I thought was a "joined up" organisation may well go to rats because one part of it went off alone.

Sometimes I just want to give up and be a full time stay at home woman. Feck 'em.
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Saving the world four days a week and half day Fridays.

It was bad enough listening to my poor girl with a cold and struggling to breathe, now I have it too. So we're snuggled up in bed together all snotty and achey
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Why pick on celebrities? Because F@%* them, that's why! www.wwtdd.com/

"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face

I'm not sure how many more I can take before my evil twin takes over and starts to scream home truths that delicate ears might find offensive, weak stomachs might find revolting and pathetic five minute wonder women will find insulting.

More tea vicar?

Beebs x
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Site cynic...... say what you like, I'll translate it for you.

Periods... ouuuuuuccchhhhhhh!!.. gonna head for a hot bath i think
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Oh for feck's sake give me strength!!!! That's all really.

Ex wives - l hate em (well to be precise my OH ex wife) and l have to look at you on Friday morning - grrrrrrreat cant wait for that one, wish you could just disappear off into outer space no one would miss you....

My phone still won't charge That's 4 days without it now

Ffs .... Hamburg instead of Hannover? You taking the p*ss